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Posted on 6/4/14 at 7:08 am to rebeloke
Ha-ha-ha.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 7:09 am to LC412000
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I believe that time has clouded your memory. You were about to get it on with the fat dude and some chick named Kim walked in on you
Fat dude was about to get it on with him, remember he is Ole Miss Sidewalk fan
Posted on 6/4/14 at 7:13 am to Nado Jenkins83
Yes and I still think about it, 1965 - 
Posted on 6/4/14 at 7:28 am to LC412000
Wat tha?
Posted on 6/4/14 at 7:57 am to rebeloke
Does passing out before you could do the deed count or is this strictly being cockblocked from an outside source?
Posted on 6/4/14 at 8:17 am to RB10
nm
This post was edited on 9/23/14 at 1:29 pm
Posted on 6/4/14 at 8:22 am to RB10
If it weren't for Viagra there would be stories of ED littered throughout the pages of this thread... Now they have the purple pill, no more ED stories... Funny thing is that you still can have an ED moment if you get too drunk or too many drugs...
Posted on 6/4/14 at 8:45 am to rebeloke
It was 1988, I was hanging out with the older daughter of one of my Mom's friends. Normally my Mom would babysit this girl and her two younger sisters for her friend, but my Mom was working this day, so we were all at my Grandmother's.
Girl, "Let's play family. I'll be the mom, you'll be the dad. Wanna make a baby?"
Me, "Yeah."
Grandparent's house wasn't that big(living room, kitchen with attached dining area, 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, and a play room with a fold out couch) so everytime we got away from her sisters, we'd start making out, and as soon as I was taking her clothes off, there were her sisters. I was going to lose my virginity at the age of 7, but it never panned out.
Girl, "Let's play family. I'll be the mom, you'll be the dad. Wanna make a baby?"
Me, "Yeah."
Grandparent's house wasn't that big(living room, kitchen with attached dining area, 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, and a play room with a fold out couch) so everytime we got away from her sisters, we'd start making out, and as soon as I was taking her clothes off, there were her sisters. I was going to lose my virginity at the age of 7, but it never panned out.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 9:12 am to Azranod
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Azranod
i dont even
Posted on 6/4/14 at 9:31 am to rebeloke
8th grade house parties? Trashy
Posted on 6/4/14 at 9:32 am to Azranod
Wtf dude
Posted on 6/4/14 at 9:33 am to tiddlesmcdiddles
Bout to frick a sloot my homie brought to the party. He came in the room and was making a scene because he thought he was entitled to it. Fisticuffs ensued and the girl ended up getting railed by my other friend.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 9:39 am to Robin Masters
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Bout to frick a sloot my homie brought to the party. He came in the room and was making a scene because he thought he was entitled to it. Fisticuffs ensued and the girl ended up getting railed by my other friend.
Classiest story I've heard this week.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 9:40 am to rebeloke
9th Grade - My girlfriend and I had a big night planned.
Parents were out of town. We were getting touchy-feely on the counch.
I could tell she was anxious, so I busted out the massage oils to help her relax.
She kept clamping me in anticipation, but I wanted to draw out the passions.
She starts to unzip my pants - that naught little minx.
I stop her, tell her we need to go upstairs, away from the windows.
She gives me a thumbs up. I was so ready.
As we climb up the stairs, I somehow trip and fall. I stick out my arm to brace for the impact. This crushes my girlfriend, breaking several of her bones.
My girlfriend was my hand. Never got laid that night.
Parents were out of town. We were getting touchy-feely on the counch.
I could tell she was anxious, so I busted out the massage oils to help her relax.
She kept clamping me in anticipation, but I wanted to draw out the passions.
She starts to unzip my pants - that naught little minx.
I stop her, tell her we need to go upstairs, away from the windows.
She gives me a thumbs up. I was so ready.
As we climb up the stairs, I somehow trip and fall. I stick out my arm to brace for the impact. This crushes my girlfriend, breaking several of her bones.
My girlfriend was my hand. Never got laid that night.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 9:41 am to cleeveclever
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Classiest story I've heard this week.
Looking for class? Try the money board, maybe?
Posted on 6/4/14 at 9:44 am to rebeloke
I took a friend of a friend to a formal. We hit it off, but she fell asleep on the bus ride back from NOLA to BR. I didn't try to hard because I had another girl I had been talking with meeting me to hang out after. I ended up hanging around this new girl a good bit over the next few years and had a handful of close encounters, but I never went too far because she always got a little weird before it got to that point. She later go drunk and told me she was upset that I didn't hook up with her the first night and she thought I "rejected" her. I kick myself for that one. They teach you not to try to hook up with passed out girls that had been drinking, but apparently that wasn't the case in this instance. Lesson learned, bitches be crazy.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 9:55 am to rebeloke
Yes, really hot chick that I always wanted to bang since high school. We were drunk with some friends and she said she wanted to bang. We went to the friends house with another couple and some other guys showed up to party. She drank more and passed out. End of a sad story and opportunity that never presented itself again. 
Posted on 6/4/14 at 9:59 am to rebeloke
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I was in the 8th grade.
stopped reading there
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:04 am to rebeloke
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And carpet burn on your knees!
The shower after is a new invention in pain.
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