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I B Freeman
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Do you remember any "Oprah" jokes?
Back when she was really fat there were thousands of Oprah jokes it seemed. I can't remember any of them.

Surely the collective mind of the OT can post some of them.


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re: Do you remember any "Oprah" jokes?
Whats the difference between your mom and oprah?


I didnt bang Oprah last night


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TechDawg2007
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there were thousands of Oprah jokes it seemed
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. I can't remember any of them
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tgrbaitn08
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re: Do you remember any "Oprah" jokes?

What did King Kong say to Oprah Winfrey?



















































Is it in?



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ConfusedHawgInMO
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re: Do you remember any "Oprah" jokes?
There was one about Oprah and Bo Jackson breeding but it wasn't really funny. We laughed like ruhtards anyway.


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LaBR4
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: What is the Oprah Winfrey virus? A: Your 250GB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 90GB, and then slowly expands to 500GB. 

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Ash Williams
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re: Do you remember any "Oprah" jokes?
Why am I willing to leave my wife and marry Oprah?






Because she's worth billions and has an awesome estate in Santa Barbara. It would also likely just be a marriage for show to prove to the world she's not a lesbian so I could probably still have some seriously hot girlfriends on the side.


It's funny because its true?


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mikelbr
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re: Do you remember any "Oprah" jokes?
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Back when she was really fat there were thousands of Oprah jokes it seemed. I can't remember any of them.

Surely the collective mind of the OT can post some of them.


Andrew Dice Clay did a bit on her when she lost the weight and gaint it back.

Googly


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KirkLazarus
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re: Do you remember any "Oprah" jokes?
Ain't eveybody supposed to be the same size. We're all different.
Big, small, medium, midgets. You supposed to have all that.
Eveybody wants to be the same size, like that Oprah Winfrey.
She gon' lose herweight. Wasn't nothin' wrong with her. She was fine. Oprah was a fox! She lose all that weight, her head look all big.

Oprah and Luther need to keep they arse one way, cuz I'm confused
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saint tiger225
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re: Do you remember any "Oprah" jokes?
Democrats want Oprah to run for president.





LetsgoGamecocks
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re: Do you remember any "Oprah" jokes?
There was one about smuggling 20 pounds of crack in her pants. Not a good visual.


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BobLeeDagger
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re: Do you remember any "Oprah" jokes?
"YOU READ A SHITTY OP!"

"YOU READ A SHITTY OP!"

"YOU READ A SHITTY OP!"

"EVERYBODY READ A SHITTY OP!"


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TigerstuckinMS
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Nicky Parrish
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re: Do you remember any "Oprah" jokes?
And Gayle King will be right up her arse more than ever.


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Idiots want Oprah to run for president.


FIFY.

Idiots have helped people get elected before and will do it again though.


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BigDropper
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re: Do you remember any "Oprah" jokes?
Oprah went to the psychiatrists complaining of depression from being over weight.

Dr. tells her to take off clothes, get down on all fours and go over by the window.

He doesn't say anything for a minute, then tells her to go over to the wall next to his desk. So she crawls over next to his desk.

Again he is silent for a bit & then tells her to move over by the door. So she crawls over by the door.

After a couple of seconds he says, "ok, you can get dressed."

Confused, Oprah asks "Doctor, how is this supposed to help with my depression?"

Dr. answers, "it's not! I'm thinking about getting a black leather couch for the office & wanted to see where I should put it."


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I would upvote, but i imagined oprah naked. So i downvoted


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Oprah went to the psychiatrists complaining of depression from being over weight.

Dr. tells her to take off clothes, get down on all fours and go over by the window.

He doesn't say anything for a minute, then tells her to go over to the wall next to his desk. So she crawls over next to his desk.

Again he is silent for a bit & then tells her to move over by the door. So she crawls over by the door.

After a couple of seconds he says, "ok, you can get dressed."

Confused, Oprah asks "Doctor, how is this supposed to help with my depression?"

Dr. answers, "it's not! I'm thinking about getting a black leather couch for the office & wanted to see where I should put it."


You're killing it, Jerry!


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