Do you remember Accelerated Reader?

Quadruple points = Pizza Party.

I remember when my fatass was one of two people to do that a quarter...

I remember that I had to get a ridiculous amount of points in middle school.

Something like 40+ points per 6-week time period. My other friends in nearby schools had to get around half of that.

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David Copperfield was the motherload. I remember trying to read it in 5th grade and couldn't get past the first few pages.

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The Bram Stoker Dracula was worth a shite ton too.

I always liked reading. Finished in the top three from like 3rd-6th grade, some bitch always beat me though. I'm still pissed about that.

I remember Harry Potter books being worth enough to cover most of my points and those could be read in a week no problem

Schools still use this. Quite a few actually.

We talking apples on the spine?

I remember reading the Series of Unfortunate events by Lemony Snicket

I wrote a bunch of those tests for Tom Clancy, Robert Ludlum, and Connolly.

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You could always find the tests and answers online.

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In my day, there were no internets. Insert the 3 1/2 floppy to launch the test program, and insert the 5 1/4 floppy for the book questions.

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Nerd. While you were off reading books and star warring, us cool kids were stealing porn mags and huffing glue. Your childhood sucked.

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You're right, but now you guys are used car salesmen, and we are OT ballers married to the cheerleaders that dumped you once they found out their life would be spent living in a mobile home.