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Do you put a napkin in your lap every meal?

Posted on 8/2/17 at 3:21 pm
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 8/2/17 at 3:21 pm
I am talking about in situations like you are at home by yourself, eating lunch, or just sitting at a fast food restaurant.

Guys at work last night were ribbing me about putting down a napkin on lunchroom table, under my plate, putting a napkin in my lap, and having a napkin on the table.

The napkin under my plate is something I only do at work for some reason. As for having a napkin in my lap and one on the table, it just feels funny not having one when sitting down to eat.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132658 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 3:21 pm to
No
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18563 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

putting down a napkin on lunchroom table, under my plate, putting a napkin in my lap, and having a napkin on the table.


you use 3 or 4 napkins at every meal?

maybe you should learn to feed yourself correctly
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
28116 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 3:22 pm to
Only if I'm at a restaurant.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 3:22 pm to
I always put a napkin on my lap, so your mom can wipe her mouth when she done
Posted by DevilDogTiger
RTWFY!
Member since Nov 2007
6645 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 3:23 pm to
It depends if I need to hide a simi chub or not
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51622 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 3:23 pm to
No but I do put my face in your wife's pussy for every meal. Does that count?
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 3:23 pm to
Not when I'm at home. I'm single and live alone so once the door closes, I'm sort of a slob. Was eating a peanut butter sandwich, nude, on my couch the other day and looked down and noticed a couple bread crumbs in my pubes. Just brushed them out on the floor.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
111641 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 3:24 pm to
Yes. I like how my butler will have it nicely folded and placed back on my chair when I return, if I get up in the middle of dinner to go pee.
Posted by PhillipJFry
Member since Sep 2016
1059 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 3:25 pm to
If I'm at a sit down restaurant, or nice family meal I will use the napkin on my lap and only then.

At home I am on the chair and tray table or outside on patio I just keep it next to me. Same at work.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42611 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 3:26 pm to
No I just wear a bib.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 3:27 pm to
I do
Posted by poops_at_parties
Member since Jan 2016
1545 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

No but I do put my face in your wife's pussy for every meal. Does that count?

Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18342 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 3:29 pm to
I tuck mine into the top of my shirt. But only if at a really nice restaurant like Golden Corral.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 3:32 pm to
Seems a lot of posters in this thread need to go mash their bag.
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
48737 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 3:33 pm to
No. I leave mine on the table. If I leave it on my lap I'll get up to go to the bathroom or something I'll forget its on my lap and then next thing you know its on the floor.
Posted by Harambe
Cincinnati Zoo
Member since Aug 2016
308 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 3:34 pm to
YES
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 3:35 pm to
I only put them in my lap if I am at a formal dinner or at a restaurant (not at a fast food joint).
Posted by RonFNSwanson
1739 mi from the University of LSU
Member since Mar 2012
24376 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

you use 3 or 4 napkins at every meal?


I have a beard, I need about 10 per meal
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70472 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 3:36 pm to
I use a paper towel sitting on the couch watching tv.
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