Started By
Message
locked post

Do you encounter people who try talk you into switching over to turkey?

Posted on 12/26/19 at 8:56 pm
Posted by Tarik One
Member since May 2016
2094 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 8:56 pm
They're worse than Jehovah's Witnesses

"You should start eating turkey burgers."

"You really can't tell the difference if you season it right" Um, yeah I can.

Turkey lasagna, turkey tips, etc.

I get it. It's leaner. But it damn sure ain't tastier. Turkey always has been bland
Posted by StrangeBrew
Salvation Army-Thanks Obama
Member since May 2009
18395 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 8:59 pm to
You a jive turkey!
Posted by Rammin TX
DFW Texas
Member since Oct 2018
1736 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 8:59 pm to
Trump colluded with Turkey
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
76732 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

Turkey always has been bland


Sorry you can't cook.

Posted by Tigers0891
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2017
7196 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 8:59 pm to
Turkey sucks. It’s good once a year when you fry one. Other than that, pass.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76118 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 9:00 pm to
It's high in cholesterol and really not leaner than the lean ground beef you can buy. And with grass fed ground beef, you are getting alot more essential protein compounds.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159031 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 9:00 pm to
I don't even like turkey on Thanksgiving

1. Bland taste

2. Killed 1 million Armenians
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41382 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 9:01 pm to
I'll fight you over a turkey neck.
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
19015 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 9:03 pm to
I’m with you. Take my rice. Take my potatoes. Don’t touch my fricking beef.
Posted by Rammin TX
DFW Texas
Member since Oct 2018
1736 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 9:03 pm to
"Thanks for that on the spot report, Les." As God as my witness...
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178343 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 9:03 pm to
We eat turkey twice a year because we have to

I couldn’t imagine thinking “let’s cook a turkey” on some random Saturday.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 9:05 pm to
Look them in their eyes and ask them if they are a living God. As you flex through your shirt.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47720 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 9:11 pm to
quote:

It's high in cholesterol and really not leaner than the lean ground beef you can buy


A 4 oz patty has about 1/4 of your daily limit of cholesterol intake.

There are other brands with even higher fat content. In an effort to increase profit, they grind fat, skin and ice into this ground turkey.

You can make it substantially more healthy by grinding your own turkey, without adding all of the bad things.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 9:25 pm to
quote:

It's high in cholesterol and really not leaner than the lean ground beef you can buy. And with grass fed ground beef, you are getting alot more essential protein compounds.


I’m not sure why you’re being downvoted. It’s true.
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
11345 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 9:36 pm to
Never had anyone try to talk me into eating turkey. Maybe you need better friends.
Posted by Slim Chance
Member since Oct 2012
1627 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 9:42 pm to
I'd rather just give up bacon than to eat turkey bacon. People that like turkey bacon know deep down that it's disgusting and tastes nothing like bacon, they're just trying to feel healthy by eating that garbage and are trying to mentally make themselves believe it doesn't taste like shite.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
41902 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 9:44 pm to
Turkey is fricking terrible
Posted by grape nutz
sesame street
Member since Mar 2006
4018 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

High blood cholesterol levels are a risk factor for heart disease. However, dietary cholesterol has little to no effect on blood cholesterol levels in most people. More importantly, there is no significant link between the cholesterol you eat and your risk of heart disease.


Skip the dry turkey.

Posted by DomePatrol1980
Member since Mar 2018
921 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 9:55 pm to
Get a good dry rub and put a bone-in turkey breast in the smoker for a few hours. That's some good shite right there.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76158 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 10:00 pm to
RA’ed

This Cyprus-related shite belongs in the TD Sewer Treatment Plant (aka the Poli Board).
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 4Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram