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Do y'all ever piss off your back porch and try to hit the carpenter bees?
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:29 am
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:29 am
It's kind of fun.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:30 am to auggie
What kind of redneck shite is this
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:31 am to auggie
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Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:32 am to auggie
Use to get a pellet gun and snipe those mother frickers from 20 yards.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:32 am to auggie
I'm confused. Are you trying to hit them at ceiling level or ground level?
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:32 am to auggie
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Do y'all ever piss off your back porch and try to hit the carpenter bees?

Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:32 am to Fun Bunch
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What kind of redneck shite is this
Top of the line redneck shite.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:33 am to Fun Bunch
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What kind of redneck shite is this
His house trailer porch must be riddled with bee holes
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:34 am to auggie
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It's kind of fun.
Just wait until you graduate to pissing on hornets!
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:36 am to lowhound
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I'm confused. Are you trying to hit them at ceiling level or ground level?
I live on the side of a steep hill. I can park my truck under my back porch.
Yeah, I have the tactical advantage.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:38 am to auggie
Ain’t got that kind of flo no mo.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:41 am to lowhound
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What kind of redneck shite is this
His house trailer porch must be riddled with bee holes
Should be expected when you stack pallets to "build a porch"
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:43 am to Weekend Warrior79
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Should be expected when you stack pallets to "build a porch"
Great to know another expert.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:52 am to auggie
Trashy
I keep an old badminton racket handy for that
I keep an old badminton racket handy for that
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:57 am to auggie
I’ll piss off my back porch but I don’t have any carpenter bees.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 12:17 pm to CAD703X
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Trashy
I keep an old badminton racket handy for that
Why would you piss on a badminton raquet?
Posted on 4/23/26 at 12:27 pm to auggie
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Do y'all ever piss off your back porch and try to hit the carpenter
Yes
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bees
Oh…nevermind then…
Posted on 4/23/26 at 2:48 pm to xGeauxLSUx
We use a tennis racquet.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 6:44 pm to auggie
Badminton racquet works great on carpenter bees! Then piss on them as they writhe in the grass below in the throws of death. 
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