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Do y'all ever piss off your back porch and try to hit the carpenter bees?

Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:29 am
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31585 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:29 am
It's kind of fun.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
130289 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:30 am to
What kind of redneck shite is this
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
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Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:31 am to
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Posted by poncho villa
DALLAS
Member since Jul 2010
19120 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:32 am to
Use to get a pellet gun and snipe those mother frickers from 20 yards.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
10379 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:32 am to
I'm confused. Are you trying to hit them at ceiling level or ground level?
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
16718 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:32 am to
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Do y'all ever piss off your back porch and try to hit the carpenter bees?


Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31585 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:32 am to
quote:

What kind of redneck shite is this

Top of the line redneck shite.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
10379 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:33 am to
quote:


What kind of redneck shite is this


His house trailer porch must be riddled with bee holes
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50771 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:34 am to
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It's kind of fun.

Just wait until you graduate to pissing on hornets!
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31585 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:36 am to
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I'm confused. Are you trying to hit them at ceiling level or ground level?

I live on the side of a steep hill. I can park my truck under my back porch.
Yeah, I have the tactical advantage.
Posted by GCTigahs
Member since Oct 2014
2522 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:38 am to
Ain’t got that kind of flo no mo.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
21737 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:41 am to
quote:

quote:

What kind of redneck shite is this



His house trailer porch must be riddled with bee holes

Should be expected when you stack pallets to "build a porch"
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31585 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:43 am to
quote:

Should be expected when you stack pallets to "build a porch"

Great to know another expert.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
93347 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:52 am to
Trashy

















I keep an old badminton racket handy for that
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31585 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:57 am to
perfect.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
43767 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 11:57 am to
I’ll piss off my back porch but I don’t have any carpenter bees.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31585 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

Trashy

















I keep an old badminton racket handy for that


Why would you piss on a badminton raquet?
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
22907 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

Do y'all ever piss off your back porch and try to hit the carpenter

Yes


quote:

bees

Oh…nevermind then…
Posted by metrueblue
Kentucky
Member since Jun 2013
111 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 2:48 pm to
We use a tennis racquet.
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
2970 posts
Posted on 4/23/26 at 6:44 pm to
Badminton racquet works great on carpenter bees! Then piss on them as they writhe in the grass below in the throws of death.
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