Started By
Message
locked post

Do women get happy endings and if so how often are they arrested for it?

Posted on 8/9/20 at 11:00 am
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
93336 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 11:00 am
Asking for an Equal Treatment For Women friend.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11622 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 11:01 am to
We don’t typically have to pay for it, so it isn’t illegal.
Posted by BuddyRoeaux
Northshore
Member since Jun 2019
2780 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 11:02 am to
Your mom and I Equally had a happy ending last night. Handcuffs were used. No one was arrested.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
93336 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 11:02 am to
So if I get a happy ending at a massage parlor and didn't pay extra for it I'm good to go?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11622 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 11:03 am to
Give it a try and report back.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45122 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 11:03 am to
Couple years ago that black kid was randomly eating pussy at Massage Envy without consent, that's all I got.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49076 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 11:03 am to
I mean, how many women actually can't get dick and have to pay for it?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 11:04 am to
You were watching VICE the other night too?
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 11:05 am to
Masseuses don't have all day for one customer.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134644 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 11:25 am to
quote:

black kid was randomly eating pussy



Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74868 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 11:27 am to
A hoppy indian

Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
20740 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 11:27 am to
quote:

I mean, how many women actually can't get dick and have to pay for it?


Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32061 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 11:30 am to
quote:

Couple years ago that black kid was randomly eating pussy at Massage Envy without consent, that's all I got.


How does that even happen? I could see if you slipped in a finger and they jumped but how full own eating pussy? Maybe the kid was good at it and consent was given during the act?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73645 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 11:40 am to
A woman would have to be pretty damn fugly to have to pay for sex.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73645 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 11:42 am to
quote:

Couple years ago that black kid was randomly eating pussy at Massage Envy without consent, that's all I got.


How does that even happen? I could see if you slipped in a finger and they jumped but how full own eating pussy? Maybe the kid was good at it and consent was given during the act?


I could be wrong but I seem to remember a thread from a few years back about this story. I don’t think consent was ever obtained though.
Posted by lsuguy84
Madisonville
Member since Feb 2009
27395 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 11:43 am to
Only at Midas
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
21451 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 11:49 am to
quote:

Couple years ago that black kid was randomly eating pussy at Massage Envy without consent, that's all I got


True story. About 3 years ago I was dating a woman who decided she wanted to take me to massage envy for a couples massage for my birthday. The first girl came out and she was pretty fricking attractive, so I’m thinking hell yeah, this is gonna be great! Second girl comes out and she’s a beast!! I’m taking like barely 5’ but pushing 4 bills easily. I died inside. So there I am laying face down on the table. I can easily put my palms flat on the floor because she’s lowered the table to the ground. For the next solid hour, all I hear is the sound of the wheels on the rolling chair/ stool she’s sitting in squeaking like hell as her fat arse rolled around the massage table. My gf laughed about that shite for weeks. She’s said the look on my face when she introduced herself was priceless.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113838 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 11:50 am to
quote:

Only at Midas




Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
38717 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 12:24 pm to
She should have let you have some innocent fun with the hot one. Healthier for the relationship imo. Support some window shopping and flirting then take it home and alpha that arse all over the house.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45122 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

How does that even happen? I could see if you slipped in a finger and they jumped but how full own eating pussy? Maybe the kid was good at it and consent was given during the act?
Maybe so... I think the first time he got busted they transferred him to a different location so that would line up with your theory imo.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram