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re: Do women get happy endings and if so how often are they arrested for it?
Posted on 8/9/20 at 4:02 pm to Darth_Vader
Posted on 8/9/20 at 4:02 pm to Darth_Vader
If you are a woman and not overweight, just put on some makeup and act normal, and there will be a line of dick waiting for you.
If youre 52 and a man that’s overweight like myself, then good luck.
If youre 52 and a man that’s overweight like myself, then good luck.
This post was edited on 8/9/20 at 4:03 pm
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Posted on 8/9/20 at 4:16 pm to Klingler7
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If you are a woman and not overweight, just put on some makeup and act normal, and there will be a line of dick waiting for you.
If youre 52 and a man that’s overweight like myself, then good luck.
You have been really forthcoming with your weight problem and inability to get laid lately.
Posted on 8/9/20 at 4:18 pm to CAD703X
I watched a Thai woman digitally stimulate my wife on vacation once. It was quite hot, She tipped well, and I didn’t report them.
Posted on 8/9/20 at 5:11 pm to The Third Leg
Chick I dated a few years ago told me a story once. This was before the massage envy scandal broke. She used to respond well to massages for "pregame" if you know what I mean. So one day the subject of massages came up and I asked her if she got turned on when she got actual deep tissue massages from dude massage therapist at a spa.
I forget the name of the place but her experience was this. She got a massage from this guy let's call him Michael. He got really high up on her inner thigh, even slightly touching the outside of her lips. She spoke up asking what he was doing. He said "I'm just stretching you" and proceeded to work his way back up. She told him to stop and he did, finishing the massage shortly after that.
She felt really uncomfortable. Asked her friend who went to the same place if she every got massaged by Michael. The friend did. She told her what happened. And the friend said she let Michael finger her every massage!
I never met the friend so don't know what she looked like or if she had trouble getting dudes the normal way. I want to say the ex told me she was fairly attractive. The ex did go report him after that. Not sure what or if something happened to him after that but the workers she told at the spa were shocked.
I forget the name of the place but her experience was this. She got a massage from this guy let's call him Michael. He got really high up on her inner thigh, even slightly touching the outside of her lips. She spoke up asking what he was doing. He said "I'm just stretching you" and proceeded to work his way back up. She told him to stop and he did, finishing the massage shortly after that.
She felt really uncomfortable. Asked her friend who went to the same place if she every got massaged by Michael. The friend did. She told her what happened. And the friend said she let Michael finger her every massage!
I never met the friend so don't know what she looked like or if she had trouble getting dudes the normal way. I want to say the ex told me she was fairly attractive. The ex did go report him after that. Not sure what or if something happened to him after that but the workers she told at the spa were shocked.
This post was edited on 8/9/20 at 5:12 pm
Posted on 8/9/20 at 5:19 pm to CAD703X
Fun fact: In the 1800’s doctors treated hysteria in women with happy endings. It was believed that if a woman exhibited any form of hypersexual behavior then she had a mental disorder known as hysteria(from the Greek root hystera, meaning uterus). The doctor treated hysteria by digitally stimulating the clitoris until orgasm.
This post was edited on 8/9/20 at 5:21 pm
Posted on 8/9/20 at 5:34 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
One time it felt like my female masseuse intentionally lifted the top of my underwear to sneak a peak at my dingus.
This post was edited on 8/9/20 at 5:35 pm
Posted on 8/9/20 at 5:37 pm to Klingler7
quote:Let's be honest here. The line won't be as long but...
If you are a woman and not overweight, just put on some makeup and act normal, and there will be a line of dick waiting for you.
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If you are an overweight woman, just put on some makeup and act normal, and there will be a line of dick waiting for you.
This post was edited on 8/9/20 at 5:39 pm
Posted on 8/9/20 at 5:40 pm to Celery
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Fun fact: In the 1800’s doctors treated hysteria in women with happy endings.
Back then, there was not much underwear and everybody wore huge, baggy pants. It would be hard to hide the pants tent.
Posted on 8/9/20 at 6:24 pm to CAD703X
Maybe it's the happy ending that stops the masseuse from getting arrested or is that just in Japan (or bus ride gropings)?
This post was edited on 8/9/20 at 6:26 pm
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:28 pm to Celery
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Fun fact: In the 1800’s doctors treated hysteria in women with happy endings.
They made a movie about that; Hysteria is the name of the movie.
Posted on 8/9/20 at 7:31 pm to Evil Little Thing
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So little wording. So much sent to the imagination.
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