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re: Do they make a portable breast pump, to use like a colostomy bag?

Posted on 5/30/21 at 2:31 pm to
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6407 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 2:31 pm to
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The wife


Pics?

quote:

two bottles strapped to the end of her tits?


PICS man!!!
Posted by tigafan4life
Member since Dec 2006
48923 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 2:35 pm to
Pumping is way more taxing on the body than actual breastfeeding.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53808 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 2:40 pm to
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Then why do the POS doctors/insurance carriers only give out these "for her" breast pumps. They should think about the whole family.


It’s a well known fact that doctors/insurance companies have been plotting against husbands for decades. Wake up, man.
Posted by evil cockroach
27.98N // 86.92E
Member since Nov 2007
7467 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 2:42 pm to
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Subtle "access to a lactating woman" brag

Posted by Rendevoustavern
Member since May 2018
1546 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 2:51 pm to
Wife has the Elvie. Possibly NSFW
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11299 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 2:52 pm to
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Are Amish and 3rd world chicks fat?


Amish chicks stay in shape trying to outrun their older brothers.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12506 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 3:27 pm to
Man those pumps make titties look super weird.
Posted by TheWiz
Third World, LA
Member since Aug 2007
11679 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 3:34 pm to
I'm not scrolling through response yet, but they make one that's built into a bra. Willow or Elvie is maybe what it's called. My wife will get one when she goes back to work.
This post was edited on 5/30/21 at 3:36 pm
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
14965 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 3:39 pm to
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Why does she need to sit,



Because you didn’t get an Elvie or Willow.
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8447 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 3:53 pm to
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
3533 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 4:01 pm to
They make pumps that come in a pair and each is it's complete, self contained, rechargeable unit. Put one on each side and you can wear them while you work.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25646 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 4:09 pm to
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Even when they make bad choices


Sounds like her bad choice was bedding down with you. Plus you are making it sound like the C-section is the easy way out.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11299 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 4:22 pm to
Breast milk in a colostomy bag sounds like if Popeyes got into the shake business.
Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
11506 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 4:46 pm to
Those damn nipple suckers did a number on my wife when she was pumping. She didn't want her tits touched for months.
Posted by Kujo
225-911-5736
Member since Dec 2015
6015 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 4:52 pm to
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you are making it sound like the C-section is the easy way out.



Is there any other way to look at it?
Posted by Kujo
225-911-5736
Member since Dec 2015
6015 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 4:52 pm to
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you are making it sound like the C-section is the easy way out.



Is there any other way to look at it?
Posted by Pitt Road
Floriduh
Member since Aug 2017
777 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 6:13 pm to
First world problem.

Third world problem.

Subtle, "I got laid", brag.

Unsubtle, "I"m familiar with a colostomy bag", brag.

Did I miss anything??
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62443 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 6:16 pm to
Subtle, wife has a pituitary tumor, thread?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113952 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 6:17 pm to
Get a fleshlight..
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83472 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 7:00 pm to
You’re the weirdest poster on this website
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