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Kujo
San Jose State Fan
Member since Dec 2015
5466 posts

Do they make a portable breast pump, to use like a colostomy bag?
The wife has it too good. Dishwasher, washing machine, dryer, roomba, microwave, premade foods/sauces, etc....and a breast pump.

she's sooo put upon.... instead of breast feeding, she straps a couple suction cups on and relaxes on the couch scrolling on her phone.

No robo lawn mower, no robo weed Wacker, no robo flat tire changer, etc...but this isn't about me.


Why does she need to sit, can't someone make a belt pump and have the milk suction out into a bag vs two bottles strapped to the end of her tits?

No wonder chicks are getting fat, they don't have to do anything....even sex they just lie there and do almost nothing comparatively.

Are Amish and 3rd world chicks fat?



USMEagles
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7465 posts

re: Do they make a portable breast pump, to use like a colostomy bag?
Subtle "access to a lactating woman" brag.


squid_hunt
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2021
3694 posts

re: Do they make a portable breast pump, to use like a colostomy bag?
You gotta get that woman off the couch. A bored wife entertains herself by finding things for you to do.


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squid_hunt
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Member since Jan 2021
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re: Do they make a portable breast pump, to use like a colostomy bag?
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Subtle "access to a lactating woman" brag.

In all fairness, he never tried to claim it was his kid.


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Muthsera
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re: Do they make a portable breast pump, to use like a colostomy bag?
Worst thread in history.


Breauxsif
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re: Do they make a portable breast pump, to use like a colostomy bag?
Have you ever taken a swig of the milk?


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High C
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re: Do they make a portable breast pump, to use like a colostomy bag?
Subtle “I can afford major appliances” brag.


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dbeck
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re: Do they make a portable breast pump, to use like a colostomy bag?
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Do they make a portable breast pump

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BuckyCheese
Wisconsin Fan
Member since Jan 2015
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re: Do they make a portable breast pump, to use like a colostomy bag?
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Are Amish chicks fat?


No. Don't recall ever seeing a fat one.

No fat Mennonites either.
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pelicanpride
LSU Fan
Houston
Member since Oct 2007
909 posts

re: Do they make a portable breast pump, to use like a colostomy bag?
She burns a ton of calories sitting on the couch with that pump strapped to her boobs, so I wouldn’t worry about that.

Why doesn’t she just get a pumping bra and a battery pack? Problem solved.


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wileyjones
Member since May 2014
750 posts

re: Do they make a portable breast pump, to use like a colostomy bag?
The Willow pump

But FYI she will still sit and do nothing


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redstick13
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re: Do they make a portable breast pump, to use like a colostomy bag?
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Worst thread in history.


OP has a long list of bad threads.


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Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
3083 posts

re: Do they make a portable breast pump, to use like a colostomy bag?
Subtle “My wife’s boyfriend got her pregnant” brag


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Obtuse1
Wofford Fan
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Member since Sep 2016
13255 posts

re: Do they make a portable breast pump, to use like a colostomy bag?
Dude, just like the pacifier thermometer they make exactly what you are asking about. You know Google and a host of other search engines are free and can be used on the device you are staring at right now.

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but this isn't about me


I beg to differ.

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even sex they just lie there and do almost nothing comparatively.


Sorry about your sex life this may explain a lot of other things,

This post was edited on 5/30 at 2:14 pm


Joshjrn
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
17521 posts

re: Do they make a portable breast pump, to use like a colostomy bag?
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No robo lawn mower, no robo weed Wacker, no robo flat tire changer, etc...but this isn't about me.


You can pay people to do all of those things, with their own equipment, for less than you'll spend on:

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Dishwasher, washing machine, dryer, roomba, microwave, premade foods/sauces, etc....and a breast pump.


Life choices. Just saying.


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Kujo
San Jose State Fan
Member since Dec 2015
5466 posts

re: Do they make a portable breast pump, to use like a colostomy bag?
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they make exactly what you are asking about.


Then why do the POS doctors/insurance carriers only give out these "for her" breast pumps. They should think about the whole family.


The Cool No 9
LSU Fan
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re: Do they make a portable breast pump, to use like a colostomy bag?
You came to the right place


squid_hunt
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2021
3694 posts

re: Do they make a portable breast pump, to use like a colostomy bag?
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They should think about the whole family.

Nursing pulls baby fat from your wife. They are thinking of you. It's like ladies night at the bar...where the women get free drinks...and all the lesbians show up and...sorry. Bad example.


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ProbyOne
USA Fan
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2004
1780 posts

re: Do they make a portable breast pump, to use like a colostomy bag?
They basically make that already. Not exactly the same but functionally the same.

Elvie



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Kujo
San Jose State Fan
Member since Dec 2015
5466 posts

re: Do they make a portable breast pump, to use like a colostomy bag?
Add to that C-section with morphine...she said the worst pain about childbirth was the needle stick.

Why the hell are we allowing women to get out of everything? Even when they make bad choices, the government will come to the rescue to save them from themselves.



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