Do any of you ever feel guilty for eating your dogs treats and not sharing with them?

Im not a huge snacker, but sometimes late at night I sneak into the laundry room and eat a couple dog biscuits without waking the wife and kids.

Almost every time though my little dog catches me and turns her little head, but I cant give her one because shes a greedy little frick and already had too many throughout the day.

I always feel guilty later, cause shes a pretty good dog when's shes not being an insufferable whore.