re: Disney waterparks are world class

Yeah me and my kids had a much better time there than at Magic kingdom

I've been dying to go to Splash Kingdom in Shreveport.

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And why in the world go to a theme park without kids?

I've been to Blizzard Beach, Typhoon Lagoon,Volcano Bay, Schlitterbahn (sp) in Galveston, and Aquatica in the last few years and hands down Aquatica was the best.

I'll give you some advice that was once given to me.

Talk to every woman you encounter. Practice just chatting about stuff. "Have you tried the crepes in the French pavilion? They are great!" Or just the weather, or if you must, something from work. "We got slammed before the fireworks last night." Just practice chatting with them.

Don't focus on just supermodels. Don't wait for the "perfect woman." As I've gotten older, I noticed that I see ladies that are quite attractive, and i began to realize that younger me wouldn't have noticed them. Think about what you really like, and see that many women have that, but aren't "perfect." Neither are we, but they might turn out to be perfect for you.

Don't think that you are wasting time if she isn't "The one." Just have fun. You will gain confidence and experience that will make it easier when that one comes along.

Even a fricking Dubai waterpark is like bathing in a public toilet.

And I'll tell ya this. You haven't lived until you've seen a couple of teenage boys laugh their asses off while scooping a turd out of a waterpark swimming pool. I've seen it with my own eyes. That shite's surreal.

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universal volcano bay is awesome.

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One might say that it's "electrifying!"

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Aquatica in the last few years and hands down Aquatica was the best.

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Aquatica is probably one of the best water parks if you have small kids. Everything is newish and always clean.

Used to be a lot better when you needed a ticket for Seaworld before you could even get to the Aquatica entrance. Cut down a lot of people. But now that they moved the gates back where you can get a pass just for Aquatica it gets kinda crowded

Meh, took my son to Blue Bayou for the opening three hours and had no waits. Rode to his heart's content while there were about 300 people in the entire place. A few good looking moms, surprisingly few tattoos, only two lost band-aids noticed on the stairs and presumably minimal levels of e.coli and urine. I'll take that over a packed to the gills Disney waterpark with thousands of human tea bags floating around.