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re: did your parent have "the talk" with you

Posted on 7/4/18 at 10:42 am to
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
32688 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 10:42 am to
No they didn’t, they told me they didn’t want to set a sexual precedent. So now I’m an asexual transgender with social insecurity and an entitlement to be accepted as I want by everyone
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
13868 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 10:43 am to
I didn't need the talk. When I was in 3rd grade, some kid taught us all about sex with his Duke and Scarlett GI Joes.
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 10:45 am to
Before prom my junior year of high school my dad looked at me and said “don’t frick up. You know what I mean” and gave me a stern look.

That was the extent of the talk.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19120 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 10:52 am to
Yep my dad did when we went to a Soccer tournament in Bradenton

Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13515 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 10:55 am to
quote:

The Sexual Revolution was over, guys everywhere were celebrating the ladies new found freedom. Everyone won!


Everyone except America.
Easy sex is the downfall of the family.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 11:03 am to
Nope, I learned a lot when I was about 13-14 and I snuck into the lounge on my uncles Hatteras when we were fishing a major billfish tournament. I felt like I died and went to heaven when I saw that stripper playing with that blackbart plug around her cooter.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
44875 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 11:08 am to
Little comments here and there from dad, but never had the sit down talk.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21593 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 11:09 am to
I was 14 and my dad asked if I needed to know anything. I told him I had heard a lot from the older guys. He said, ok. That was it. I had 2 older bros, a sis, 1 younger bro.
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 11:10 am to
quote:


Everyone except America.
Easy sex is the downfall of the family.


You're fun at parties ain't ya.

How is the act the downfall when it is the people who commit the act? Same premise as blaming the victim of the crime.

The downfall of the family is the lack of will to be a family, also the outright cost of being family as opposed to gains of not being a family (economic, social, political). For decades there has been an anti family agenda in all facets, yet easy sex is the cause? You've got it all figured out. SMDH

Look farther than the end of your nose, might see a little more.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66717 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 11:10 am to
my father was a man of action. he always said talk was cheap. that's why he showed me instead of telling.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72980 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 11:43 am to
My older cousins taught me everything by age 7.
Posted by slammyslam
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Sep 2014
10 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 11:50 am to
Everything I learned, it was from school...and I’m not talkin sex ed. I guess public school had its perks ???????
Posted by Wolfmanjack
Member since Jun 2017
1203 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 11:57 am to
quote:

When Sody Cracker Jr. was 16 he told me he was going out to look for a hair poultice and that's when I knew the talk was not necessary.


Holy shite, a hair poltice, I love it!!!!
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60413 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 11:57 am to
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Yes because lord knows catholic school didn’t.


Actually, my catholic school did....we had a couple of short sessions in elementary/jr high and then a whole year of "family life"-type eduation in high school.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53052 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 11:59 am to
My dad told me "if you knock up a girl in HS or college you'll ruin your life. Wrap it up son". That was about it
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
8031 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 12:39 pm to
As in "well dont get nobody pregnant".
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104266 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 12:42 pm to
When I was 13 my dad took me riding. He hemmed and hawed around and finally said "girls' daddies will want you to treat their daughters nice." That was the extent of it. The rest I learned from the stack of playboys in the back of his closet.
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
39880 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

did your parent have "the talk" with you


Yes, although it did not go as I had thought it would in my mind. I knew the day would come, just didn't know when the moment would present itself.

I was 16. Dad said, "There are three things I ask of you. First, don't get an STD because that will stay with you longer than the girl will. Second, don't get a girl pregnant, because the baby will stay with you longer than the girl will. And finally, have plenty of intercourse."

I was shocked. I said, "but you just said ... and he said your mom loves anal so go out and try to meet a clean girl that likes anal and you'll never have to worry about getting an STD or getting her pregnant."

Pops was a man before his time.
Posted by Commander Data
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Dec 2016
7291 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 2:36 pm to
When I was 9 I asked my dad what rape was. He told me it is when a man stuck his penis inside a woman's private part. I spent 2 or 3 years thinking that sex was rape.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22736 posts
Posted on 7/4/18 at 2:38 pm to
Hell no. I got my hands on Playboy and figured it all out for myself.
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