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Did you ever play against a girl in high school football?

Posted on 2/5/19 at 1:42 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 2/5/19 at 1:42 pm
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This girl kicker leveled the return man on a kickoff. It was pretty impressive. Did you ever play against any girls in high school? How did it go for you?
This post was edited on 2/5/19 at 1:50 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41526 posts
Posted on 2/5/19 at 1:43 pm to
I played with a girl who played with my ball with her foot in high school.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
34862 posts
Posted on 2/5/19 at 1:45 pm to
Returner slowed up like a bitch.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57426 posts
Posted on 2/5/19 at 1:47 pm to
she only kicked it to the 18.
This post was edited on 2/5/19 at 1:48 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65666 posts
Posted on 2/5/19 at 1:47 pm to
yep, lots of illegal contact, holding and backfield in motion penalties
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
3520 posts
Posted on 2/5/19 at 1:49 pm to
Hopefully his parents understood when he told them that he had to move away to live with his aunt and uncle in Arizona.
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
24856 posts
Posted on 2/5/19 at 1:50 pm to
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Returner slowed up like a bitch.


Probably heard his dad's voice in his head saying never hit a girl.
Posted by Melvin Spellvin
proud dad of 2 A&M honor grads
Member since Jul 2015
1676 posts
Posted on 2/5/19 at 1:51 pm to
i have played with a girl while at a football game, had a girl play with me while at a football game, and had a roll in the hay with a girl who said we would do it IF we said were playing football, do either of those count?
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
66997 posts
Posted on 2/5/19 at 1:54 pm to
A girl was the starting linebacker on my hs varsity team, and they were 5A. She also won Homecoming Queen. The whole team was terrified of her.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16168 posts
Posted on 2/5/19 at 1:56 pm to
I played with pussy when I was in high school

That’s back when boys did boy things and girls did girl things.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5244 posts
Posted on 2/5/19 at 1:57 pm to
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A girl was the starting linebacker on my hs varsity team, and they were 5A. She also won Homecoming Queen. The whole team was terrified of her.


Was she huge and strong or something?
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 2/5/19 at 1:58 pm to
No but I played in the MPSA. You could've subbed in a few chicks and the quality of play wouldn't change that much
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27060 posts
Posted on 2/5/19 at 1:59 pm to
I had to wrestle a girl one time. Surprisingly she wasn't bad looking either. Pretty cute. I was 14 and worried about raising the flag while rolling around on the mat. Luckily I had her pinned within 25 seconds of the first round, and I think half that time was me circling and debating whether a single leg take down was an appropriate move to pull on a girl.

I can't imagine high school for me had I lost. I'd have never lived that down.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 2/5/19 at 2:00 pm to
I played one on one basketball against a former WNBA player when I was in high school. It was at that moment I realized I could, at anytime, walk off the street and dominate that league while wearing khaki pants and some New Balances.

Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
66997 posts
Posted on 2/5/19 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

Was she huge and strong or something?


Not terribly big (most people in Ascension Parish are pretty short), but crazy strong and played like JJ Watt on cocaine and cheetah blood. She wasn't gorgeous, but she wasn't ugly either.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4306 posts
Posted on 2/5/19 at 2:14 pm to
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Not terribly big (most people in Ascension Parish are pretty short), but crazy strong and played like JJ Watt on cocaine and cheetah blood. She wasn't gorgeous, but she wasn't ugly either.


So you are basically saying y'all had The Icebox on your team in high school.

I'd let her sack me now.

Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
66997 posts
Posted on 2/5/19 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

So you are basically saying y'all had The Icebox on your team in high school.


Basically, just not as cute. Also, that was 10 years ago, so she's fat with a bunch of kids now.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41059 posts
Posted on 2/5/19 at 2:21 pm to
Had a girl that played LB at my high school. She still does triathlons and stuff like that. She could easily kick my arse. Married with kids, but not much to look at.

Now, the lady that own the business next to ours has a daughter that kicks for a high school. Cute girl that plays soccer too. Not sure if she's any good or not, but has played football since peewee.
Posted by KingofthePoint
Member since Feb 2009
10128 posts
Posted on 2/5/19 at 2:23 pm to
I wasn’t in that graduating class, but I don’t remember her playing much
This post was edited on 2/5/19 at 2:25 pm
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/5/19 at 2:28 pm to
Worst I ever got was a girl I went to school with that refused to play softball, so she played baseball with the boys and she had a wicked fastball (for 12-13 year olds). She hung a fastball a little too far out there and I was able to get all of it and sent it over the fence. The next day at school, she told me that when our teams played again, she was going to bean me.

A few weeks later, first pitch of my first at bat, that bitch drilled me right in the left asscheek. That fricking thing was black and blue for weeks.
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