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re: Did god glitch up when he was making a woman’s ability to load a dishwasher?

Posted on 10/27/22 at 7:16 am to
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101940 posts
Posted on 10/27/22 at 7:16 am to
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You would have thought I discovered relativity when I started grouping utensils in the baskets so you didn’t have to sort them when you take them out.


I never do that because inevitably the forks and spoons stack together and then don't get fully cleaned. I intentionally separate them all in the dishwasher now, and always upright so the use end gets the full spray.
Posted by winkchance
St. George, LA
Member since Jul 2016
4169 posts
Posted on 10/27/22 at 7:30 am to
Weird, all advertisements would have me believe all men are retarded, yet real life is a different story.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76847 posts
Posted on 10/27/22 at 7:39 am to
My MIL will leave big chucks of food debris on the dishes when loading. As if they will magically disintegrate in the washer. She also puts spoons together, like inside each other, so that water can’t get between each one.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
4057 posts
Posted on 10/27/22 at 7:43 am to
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tigergirl10


Make me a sandwich, Walt.
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
21113 posts
Posted on 10/27/22 at 8:13 am to
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My wife (no pics) absolutely insists on putting knives and forks blades up in the dishwasher so you have to avoid getting yourself stabbed when unloading.


Your steak knives must be dull AF if you are regularly putting them in the dishwasher. Further, dishwasher instructions usually tell you to put the utensils facing up (forks up at least) .The utensil baskets are often designed that way “.
This post was edited on 10/27/22 at 8:56 am
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Member since Nov 2010
99939 posts
Posted on 10/27/22 at 8:17 am to
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Some have a silverware shelf. I like that.


That’s what my Bosch has. Love it.
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
35587 posts
Posted on 10/27/22 at 8:20 am to
Prewash dishes, then place cups, bottles, and glasses on top, plates down below grouped by size and facing inward from each side, utensils facing up except for knives, bowls and larger pans/platters on the outskirts. Wash dishes every night and empty dishwasher every morning.

This is the way.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17406 posts
Posted on 10/27/22 at 8:30 am to
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complains about women


Complaints
Posted by LetsgoGamecocks
Member since Sep 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 10/27/22 at 8:36 am to
Mine had the same issue of loading knifes tip up. I told her it would be easier to buy a new basket then get stitches. Her concern was damaging the basket.
Posted by liquid rabbit
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Member since Mar 2006
61106 posts
Posted on 10/27/22 at 8:46 am to
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Every time i notice how its loaded I rearrange it and I'm looked at like I'm some kind of a-hole .

Same here. Mrs. Rabbit refuses to learn the proper way. She's a stickler for cleaning, clothes washing, bed making, etc. But the dishwasher is like a house of mirrors for her. She's lost. Just throw stuff in any old way.

Posted by mrcoon
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2019
537 posts
Posted on 10/27/22 at 8:48 am to
Well, my wife can't load one for shite. I have to reorganize it every time she loads something.
Posted by HouseMom
Member since Jun 2020
1056 posts
Posted on 10/27/22 at 9:06 am to
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Methinks yes


Methinks some of your wives didn't play Tetris growing up.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69469 posts
Posted on 10/27/22 at 9:08 am to
Wait. Are we talking butter knives or sharp knives?

Knifes with an edge should ALWAYS be handwashed.
If not you're dulling them constantly.

Though yes serrated and steak knifes if you're too lazy to spend 5 seconds each washing them go point down.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
148194 posts
Posted on 10/27/22 at 9:20 am to


Karens offload like this with utensils facing up like cognitively impaired idgets.



Doesn't everyone have a kitchen robot? I know S does.

Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67311 posts
Posted on 10/27/22 at 9:44 am to
I have dated women who were good at loading a dishwasher and women who were bad at it. I have had male roommates that were good at it and roommates that were bad at it. I don’t think the knowledge of what should be put where and how to fit as much stuff as possible while everything gets cleaned without being melted is inherent to one sex or the other. The common denominator seems to be having a parent that made them do chores growing up and taught them how to do it.
This post was edited on 10/27/22 at 9:51 am
Posted by High C
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Member since Nov 2012
54370 posts
Posted on 10/27/22 at 9:54 am to
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Did god glitch up when he was making a woman


Absolutely
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
12022 posts
Posted on 10/27/22 at 10:01 am to
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My wife (no pics) absolutely insists on putting knives and forks blades up in the dishwasher so you have to avoid getting yourself stabbed when unloading.


She is correct in doing this. They don't get clean if they are tine down in the basket.
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
35587 posts
Posted on 10/27/22 at 10:08 am to
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The common denominator seems to be having a parent that made them do chores growing up and taught them how to do it.
it’s also very pleasing to those with mild OCD
Posted by SuperOcean
Member since Jun 2022
3388 posts
Posted on 10/27/22 at 10:30 am to
Well... To be perfectly fair about this

I screw up laundry so my wife said "I'll do the laundry". I just presume she is doing the same to me with the dishes. And it works out every one is ok with the arrangements
Posted by Halls Hair
Huckleberry Farm
Member since Jul 2022
144 posts
Posted on 10/27/22 at 10:32 am to
Dishwasher, trunk of a car, and so forth and so on. Everything looks bigger to them than it really is, thankfully.
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