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Did cavemen fart?

Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:39 pm
Posted by The Hamburglar
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Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:39 pm
And if so, do you think they found it humorous?
Posted by Mr.Perfect
Louisiana
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Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:39 pm to
Get some sleep
Posted by TigerDeBaiter
Member since Dec 2010
10746 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:40 pm to
Probably just sharted all over the place.
Posted by geauxjuice
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Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:40 pm to
probably history's first laugh
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
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Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:41 pm to
Are you trying to channel mizzoukills right now? That's the only excuse for a thread this bad.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
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Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:41 pm to
Can you imagine the acoustics of a cave? They probably shite their drawers farting so much.

On an unrelated note, I was watching a documentary the other day, and they were saying contrary to popular belief, cavemen actually had short vocal cords and very high pitched voices.
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:45 pm to
Wonder how tickled the first caveman that farted by the fire was?

Posted by X123F45
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30041 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

On an unrelated note, I was watching a documentary the other day, and they were saying contrary to popular belief, cavemen actually had short vocal cords and very high pitched voices.




I wanna go back in time and seduce some caveman bitches with my barry white voice.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:47 pm to
If you post less, everyone will sincerely appreciate it.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
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49487 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:52 pm to
They probably smelled so bad with bodoy odor, they looked forward to them.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
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63307 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:54 pm to
I am sure they laughed when the first one got his buddy to slam some flint together as he farted...
Posted by OweO
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Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:59 pm to
You frick up the quality of content here.
Posted by Bmath
LA
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18921 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:59 pm to
Yes, but cavewomen did not.
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
52640 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:00 pm to
I was posed a deep philosophical question the other day that seems pertinent to this thread......

If you knew you were home alone and heard a fart, would you be scared or amused?
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:02 pm to
Nervous laugh.
Posted by Hickok
Htown
Member since Jan 2013
2987 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:05 pm to
Yes and yes, also ancient Egyptians were evolved to the point that they drew dick's all over their tomb walls..
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:07 pm to


Seriously?
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
17247 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:07 pm to
The better question is when did society start looking down on farting in public?
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
11490 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:07 pm to
Well, Tonda did.

LINK
Posted by Alatgr
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Member since Sep 2005
18116 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:09 pm to
quote:


I wanna go back in time and seduce some caveman bitches with my barry white voice.


I can't imagine how foul cave woman cooter was.
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