re: Did cavemen fart?

Yes. They are how we know what gods may be have a sense of humor

That shat blood twice a month.

Let me ask you a question



Have you ever licked a window

Probably scared them like it does dogs sometimes. Grunting and violence would result from an overly exuberant cheek squeeker. Stones and wooden clubs would be hurled with abandon. Rex's ancestors would cower in the dark corners and hope to avoid notice and a bloody demise.