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re: DHS Sec Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant.

Posted on 4/21/25 at 2:46 pm to
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
41091 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 2:46 pm to
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Everyone should have cash on hand, in their house, hidden, preferably in a safe at all times.


Meh. Not really necessary in today’s day and age.

Posted by Tmcgin
BATON ROUGE
Member since Jun 2010
6557 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 2:47 pm to
What was she dressed up as at the time?

Every day is Halloween to that clown
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14789 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 3:01 pm to
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This woman has allegedly carried on a multi-year affair with Corey Lewandowski. She's probably adept at hiding expenses.



If true, they should certainly know better.

They have to know the media is constantly probing ( ) this administration for any dirt they can find.....
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
21748 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 3:03 pm to
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If you are going to talk shite like this administration does, walk the fricking walk. Live like everyone else lives. Thats how you gain favor, not by going to $700 lunches.


On one hand, yeah... maybe.

On the other, the government isn't insisting citizens live below, at, or above their means- they are trying to reduce government waste.

If Noem's lunch cost the government 6-700 bucks, that is definitely something to be pissed about. If she paid for her lunch, or if she was within her per diem, it's a nothing burger. But yeah, I do hope John Q Taxpayer didn't buy her a several hundred dollar lunch. THAT would be the headline I'd wanna see if it happened.
Posted by Sunnyvale
Little ST. James
Member since Feb 2024
3340 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 3:05 pm to
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Truly. Only time I’d have that cash on me would be en route to buying a boat or something.



Or if your purchasing, I dare might say, A lady, of the evening.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61475 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 3:06 pm to
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Hearing she was at cafe Milano so 3 gs could’ve just been her tipping cash.


Yeah, except the tip was probably a bribe... I mean... "donation" to her permanent election fund.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20102 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 3:08 pm to
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eh. Not really necessary in today’s day and age.


If we ever lose electricity long term I will remember you said this.

Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
41091 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 3:09 pm to
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If we ever lose electricity long term I will remember you said this.



Cash is worthless in that situation anyway.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299705 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 3:10 pm to
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Every day is Halloween to that clown


Yeah, shes a pretender.

Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
7803 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 3:13 pm to
$3k in cash or $3k worth of makeup?
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20102 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 3:14 pm to
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On one hand, yeah... maybe.

On the other, the government isn't insisting citizens live below, at, or above their means- they are trying to reduce government waste.

If Noem's lunch cost the government 6-700 bucks, that is definitely something to be pissed about. If she paid for her lunch, or if she was within her per diem, it's a nothing burger. But yeah, I do hope John Q Taxpayer didn't buy her a several hundred dollar lunch. THAT would be the headline I'd wanna see if it happened.


I can promise you this, both sides have shitty people. That doesnt mean our politics dont align, I am just not a vain whore like Noem is. I prefer to self medicate.

That said, if you think shes ever paid for a lunch out of her pocket while out of her state that is quite laughable.

When she gets on her little jet to go stand behind Trump thats our money shes spending.

Never forget that. No side gets a pass.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20102 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 3:15 pm to
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Cash is worthless in that situation anyway.


You think the electricity is never going to come back on?



Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
3916 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 3:16 pm to
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Yeah, except the tip was probably a bribe... I mean... "donation" to her permanent election fund.

That restaurant carries bottles of wine with more than your trailer. It also invented (at least inside the beltway), the $20 vodka soda.
Posted by McDonaldsBagMan
Member since Apr 2025
217 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 3:23 pm to
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bag, including $3,000 in cash


Was she being recruited by Jeremy Pruitt?
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
54711 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 4:12 pm to
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Having $3k in cash on you as a routine matter is sort of wild.


Need to talk more about this
Posted by mmcgrath
Indianapolis
Member since Feb 2010
37341 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 4:32 pm to
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The hell was secret service? They should all be fired.
Their job is to protect her, not watch her stuff. And she can always tell them to keep at a distance. We don't any details.
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
4724 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 4:35 pm to
The story did not mention her phone, which is probably was not stolen.
If it had been, this would be really, really bad.
Posted by Woolfpack
Member since Jun 2021
1732 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 4:38 pm to
DHS secretary knows the real risk of some foreign nation hitting the light switch?
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20102 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 4:58 pm to
Oh I bet Miss Noem knows her way around a switchboard.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39639 posts
Posted on 4/21/25 at 5:32 pm to
She's intelligent, a leader, a success, and anti-mandatory vax. She's also attractive.


So, the polar opposite of what these chuckleheads are used to.
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