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Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:18 pm to Paul Allen
Couple of nights ago at da Silva’ Slippa, on da beach in Hancock County.
It’s much more than you think.
It’s much more than you think.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:23 pm to BRgetthenet
Ol’ Scoot looking rough these days. He was on the television advertising some old folks home, he may need a bed soon.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:24 pm to BRgetthenet
Hi, this is John from the Silver Slipper casino and I’m here to tell you about what we’re doing for the holidays. Come check out our Santa sleigh giveaway in front of our award winning jubilee buffet.
We’re proud to be your host on the coast.
We’re proud to be your host on the coast.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:27 pm to Paul Allen
Four pages and not a single mention about Sonic. 
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:45 pm to Paul Allen
Bought her 3 tequila shots. We got physical. Yada, yada, yada.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:46 pm to StupidBinder
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Four pages and not a single mention about Sonic.
That's cause the Sonic thing on here is just a joke. These stories are real life, you idiot.
On topic, I don't fight anymore. 22 straight losses told me it was not my strong suit.
This post was edited on 10/25/17 at 8:48 pm
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:57 pm to LCA131
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Sonic thing on here is just a joke.
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On topic, I don't fight anymore. 22 straight losses told me it was not my strong suit.
Care to make it 23? Meet me at Sonic tonight.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:59 pm to Paul Allen
someone knocked over the port-o-john while I was in there.
at least I got the rest of the day.
Off.

at least I got the rest of the day.
Off.
This post was edited on 10/25/17 at 9:00 pm
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:59 pm to Paul Allen
I don’t have physical altercations because I’m not trashy
Posted on 10/25/17 at 9:05 pm to tigerstripedjacket
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Meet me at Sonic tonight.
Are you asking me out? Are you a homosexual?
I've already eaten dinner.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 9:14 pm to Paul Allen
quote:thanks for letting me chase my dream, Amigo
For me, it was a recent outing at the restaurant inside of the Ritz Carlton Rancho Mirage on a recent vacation. Minding my own business sitting at the bar while listening to an older Hispanic gentleman sing Joe Cocker’s ‘you are so beautiful’, some low class Neanderthal says “not only can’t he sing, he can barely speak English”
I abruptly said, with a conspicuous inflection in my voice, “I bet you can’t sing any better, and most importantly, I bet you don’t have the balls to say that to his face”
Long story short, he threw his wine on me and a hit my face with a celery stick. I was shocked initially, but after a couple of seconds I immediately went for his throat and grabbed it as hard as I could.
Security escorted him out and my meal was comped, with a free creme brûlée.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 9:59 pm to Paul Allen
Brawled with my old man in the parking lot of Juan's Flying Burrito. I was too drunk. No defense, hands down. Took one to the cheek. Executed a flawless suplex. Apparently my ground-game is tight even when shite-faced. Good to know for when shtf.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 10:07 pm to X123F45
I was drunk and the bartender's wife had nice tits. I ain't sure what I said, but I proved I could run faster than a fat bartender.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 10:09 pm to Janky
You need to calm down, junior.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 10:11 pm to nola000
quote:solid
Brawled with my old man in the parking lot of Juan's Flying Burrito. I was too drunk. No defense, hands down. Took one to the cheek. Executed a flawless suplex. Apparently my ground-game is tight even when shite-faced. Good to know for when shtf.
Must have been Juan’s mid-city, the one in LGD and CBD don’t have a parking lot.
Posted on 10/26/17 at 8:28 am to SuperSaint
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Must have been Juan’s mid-city
Naturally.
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