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re: Describe how your most recent physical altercation began

Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:17 pm to
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
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Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:17 pm to
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:18 pm to
Couple of nights ago at da Silva’ Slippa, on da beach in Hancock County.




It’s much more than you think.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:23 pm to
Ol’ Scoot looking rough these days. He was on the television advertising some old folks home, he may need a bed soon.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78703 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:24 pm to
Hi, this is John from the Silver Slipper casino and I’m here to tell you about what we’re doing for the holidays. Come check out our Santa sleigh giveaway in front of our award winning jubilee buffet.

We’re proud to be your host on the coast.
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:27 pm to
Four pages and not a single mention about Sonic.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17804 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:45 pm to
Bought her 3 tequila shots. We got physical. Yada, yada, yada.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:46 pm to
quote:

Four pages and not a single mention about Sonic.


That's cause the Sonic thing on here is just a joke. These stories are real life, you idiot.

On topic, I don't fight anymore. 22 straight losses told me it was not my strong suit.
This post was edited on 10/25/17 at 8:48 pm
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
3147 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:57 pm to
quote:

Sonic thing on here is just a joke.


quote:

On topic, I don't fight anymore. 22 straight losses told me it was not my strong suit.


Care to make it 23? Meet me at Sonic tonight.
Posted by LooseCannon22282
South Alabama Fan
Member since May 2008
36079 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:59 pm to
someone knocked over the port-o-john while I was in there.

at least I got the rest of the day.

Off.

This post was edited on 10/25/17 at 9:00 pm
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:59 pm to
I don’t have physical altercations because I’m not trashy
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 10/25/17 at 9:05 pm to
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Meet me at Sonic tonight.


Are you asking me out? Are you a homosexual?

I've already eaten dinner.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198117 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 9:14 pm to
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For me, it was a recent outing at the restaurant inside of the Ritz Carlton Rancho Mirage on a recent vacation. Minding my own business sitting at the bar while listening to an older Hispanic gentleman sing Joe Cocker’s ‘you are so beautiful’, some low class Neanderthal says “not only can’t he sing, he can barely speak English”

I abruptly said, with a conspicuous inflection in my voice, “I bet you can’t sing any better, and most importantly, I bet you don’t have the balls to say that to his face”

Long story short, he threw his wine on me and a hit my face with a celery stick. I was shocked initially, but after a couple of seconds I immediately went for his throat and grabbed it as hard as I could.

Security escorted him out and my meal was comped, with a free creme brûlée.
thanks for letting me chase my dream, Amigo
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 10/25/17 at 9:18 pm to
Ol baw cut eyes at me.
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 9:59 pm to
Brawled with my old man in the parking lot of Juan's Flying Burrito. I was too drunk. No defense, hands down. Took one to the cheek. Executed a flawless suplex. Apparently my ground-game is tight even when shite-faced. Good to know for when shtf.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78703 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 10:00 pm to
Posted by dat yat
Chef Pass
Member since Jun 2011
5044 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 10:07 pm to
I was drunk and the bartender's wife had nice tits. I ain't sure what I said, but I proved I could run faster than a fat bartender.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 10/25/17 at 10:09 pm to
You need to calm down, junior.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151593 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 10:11 pm to
quote:

Brawled with my old man in the parking lot of Juan's Flying Burrito. I was too drunk. No defense, hands down. Took one to the cheek. Executed a flawless suplex. Apparently my ground-game is tight even when shite-faced. Good to know for when shtf.
solid



Must have been Juan’s mid-city, the one in LGD and CBD don’t have a parking lot.
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 8:28 am to
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Must have been Juan’s mid-city


Naturally.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78703 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 9:15 am to
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