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re: Describe how your most recent physical altercation began

Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:45 pm to
Posted by PhifeDogg
Member since Mar 2006
6321 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:45 pm to
I told her not to make my eggs runny.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106119 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:46 pm to
I showed a bobcat who's boss.
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
28325 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:46 pm to
The Navy seal lost
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161246 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:52 pm to
Because it is my job technically
Posted by PhifeDogg
Member since Mar 2006
6321 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

My vote for the win for so many reasons!

Dudes amped up just thinking about it.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76202 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:53 pm to
I ran into a crowded Firehouse and shouted “Theater!”.

I had to whup all they asses, turns out they’ve heard that joke aplenty afore and weren’t amused.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20261 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:56 pm to
walking through the canals of Amsterdam one morning, had just come to after a night of debauchery and decided to go have breakfast. My cousin and I are walking along when a guy speeds right at us so he has to dive out of the way.

I pound the trunk of his car with my fist as he drives by. Dude slams on the brakes, gets out, pops the trunk and grabs a tire iron. I'm like frick it, two against one and pull out my big arse knife I travel with for protection. It's a standoff, and i'm trying to gauge the right time to rush him and knock his arse off the bridge.

His pregnant wife stumbles out and exclaims that she's about to go into labor and begs him to put down the tire iron and get in. I raise my hands and wait for him to do the same. Finally, he swallows his pride, gets in and drives off.

I hope the child doesn't take after his POS dad, some people shouldn't be having kids.
This post was edited on 10/25/17 at 8:02 pm
Posted by Captain Crackysack
Member since Oct 2017
2231 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:57 pm to
Atta baw
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161246 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:58 pm to
Yea no
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

The Navy seal lost


Who wears the dress best?
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:01 pm to
My gosh the OT has gone to shite.
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:03 pm to
Bad place to bird watch but most know that.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:03 pm to
I was way over matched. Dude could legit fight, but I paid him $50 Million of the take so I could get a $100 Million payday and pad my career stats.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20261 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:04 pm to
quote:

Yea no



sorry, but if you nearly hit me speeding through a narrow corridor, you deserve to have your car dented by my fist. there are principles involved.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78703 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:05 pm to
How so?
Posted by LSU_Smash_the_West
Nawwwlins
Member since Jan 2016
1568 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

I was way over matched. Dude could legit fight, but I paid him $50 Million of the take so I could get a $100 Million payday and pad my career stats.


Is that you Mayweather??
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:10 pm to


This scenario is definitely more believable.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36806 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:10 pm to
Sat down at the bar, some dude kept staring at my knuckles. Light in there must have been bad, because he said he needed a closer look



I think he started a thread here about it after
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82455 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:10 pm to
Does breaking up a fight count?
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173794 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:17 pm to
Sorry to hear this. I'll make damn sure my bodyguards are outside when I visit next summer.
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