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re: Describe how your most recent physical altercation began
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:45 pm to Paul Allen
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:45 pm to Paul Allen
I told her not to make my eggs runny.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:46 pm to Paul Allen
I showed a bobcat who's boss.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:52 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Because it is my job technically
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:53 pm to QuietTiger
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My vote for the win for so many reasons!
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:53 pm to Paul Allen
I ran into a crowded Firehouse and shouted “Theater!”.
I had to whup all they asses, turns out they’ve heard that joke aplenty afore and weren’t amused.
I had to whup all they asses, turns out they’ve heard that joke aplenty afore and weren’t amused.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:56 pm to Paul Allen
walking through the canals of Amsterdam one morning, had just come to after a night of debauchery and decided to go have breakfast. My cousin and I are walking along when a guy speeds right at us so he has to dive out of the way.
I pound the trunk of his car with my fist as he drives by. Dude slams on the brakes, gets out, pops the trunk and grabs a tire iron. I'm like frick it, two against one and pull out my big arse knife I travel with for protection. It's a standoff, and i'm trying to gauge the right time to rush him and knock his arse off the bridge.
His pregnant wife stumbles out and exclaims that she's about to go into labor and begs him to put down the tire iron and get in. I raise my hands and wait for him to do the same. Finally, he swallows his pride, gets in and drives off.
I hope the child doesn't take after his POS dad, some people shouldn't be having kids.
I pound the trunk of his car with my fist as he drives by. Dude slams on the brakes, gets out, pops the trunk and grabs a tire iron. I'm like frick it, two against one and pull out my big arse knife I travel with for protection. It's a standoff, and i'm trying to gauge the right time to rush him and knock his arse off the bridge.
His pregnant wife stumbles out and exclaims that she's about to go into labor and begs him to put down the tire iron and get in. I raise my hands and wait for him to do the same. Finally, he swallows his pride, gets in and drives off.
I hope the child doesn't take after his POS dad, some people shouldn't be having kids.
This post was edited on 10/25/17 at 8:02 pm
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:59 pm to Tunasntigers92
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The Navy seal lost
Who wears the dress best?
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:01 pm to nc14
My gosh the OT has gone to shite.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:03 pm to Janky
Bad place to bird watch but most know that.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:03 pm to Paul Allen
I was way over matched. Dude could legit fight, but I paid him $50 Million of the take so I could get a $100 Million payday and pad my career stats.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:04 pm to tduecen
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Yea no
sorry, but if you nearly hit me speeding through a narrow corridor, you deserve to have your car dented by my fist. there are principles involved.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:06 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
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I was way over matched. Dude could legit fight, but I paid him $50 Million of the take so I could get a $100 Million payday and pad my career stats.
Is that you Mayweather??
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:10 pm to Upperdecker
This scenario is definitely more believable.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:10 pm to Paul Allen
Sat down at the bar, some dude kept staring at my knuckles. Light in there must have been bad, because he said he needed a closer look
I think he started a thread here about it after
I think he started a thread here about it after
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:10 pm to Paul Allen
Does breaking up a fight count?
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:17 pm to Paul Allen
Sorry to hear this. I'll make damn sure my bodyguards are outside when I visit next summer.
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