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Describe how your most recent physical altercation began
Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:51 pm
Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:51 pm
For me, it was a recent outing at the restaurant inside of the Ritz Carlton Rancho Mirage on a recent vacation. Minding my own business sitting at the bar while listening to an older Hispanic gentleman sing Joe Cocker’s ‘you are so beautiful’, some low class Neanderthal says “not only can’t he sing, he can barely speak English”
I abruptly said, with a conspicuous inflection in my voice, “I bet you can’t sing any better, and most importantly, I bet you don’t have the balls to say that to his face”
Long story short, he threw his wine on me and a hit my face with a celery stick. I was shocked initially, but after a couple of seconds I immediately went for his throat and grabbed it as hard as I could.
Security escorted him out and my meal was comped, with a free creme brûlée.
I abruptly said, with a conspicuous inflection in my voice, “I bet you can’t sing any better, and most importantly, I bet you don’t have the balls to say that to his face”
Long story short, he threw his wine on me and a hit my face with a celery stick. I was shocked initially, but after a couple of seconds I immediately went for his throat and grabbed it as hard as I could.
Security escorted him out and my meal was comped, with a free creme brûlée.
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Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:54 pm to Paul Allen
Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:55 pm to Paul Allen
So your boyfriend slapped you in the face with his “big celery stick” and you tried to do erotic asphyxiation to him?
This post was edited on 10/25/17 at 6:55 pm
Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:55 pm to Paul Allen
I ordered a corndog and some tots at the drive in
Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:55 pm to Paul Allen
quote:what a jerk
some low class Neanderthal says “not only can’t he sing, he can barely speak English”
Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:55 pm to Paul Allen
Where did the celery stick come from, some hit wings? Seems random to get hit by a celery stick.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:57 pm to Paul Allen
quote:
hit my face with a celery stick
is this code for something?
Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:57 pm to Paul Allen
saw this guy in a wheelchair at the library
noticed he was posting on tigerdroppings
kicked his chair over
left
noticed he was posting on tigerdroppings
kicked his chair over
left
Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:59 pm to Paul Allen
She baked me cookies then I fricked her in her arse, it got physical.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:59 pm to Paul Allen
A lady told me to be quiet in a movie theater. I threw my popcorn at her and called her a bitch then I ran out the exit. Security might have came after me but I run fast so I wasn't worried about them bitches.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:59 pm to Paul Allen
That will teach him to interrupt your boyfriend while he serenades you.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:59 pm to Upperdecker
quote:
So your boyfriend slapped you in the face with his “big celery stick” and you tried to do erotic asphyxiation to him?
You need to calm down. Apologize to Paul Allen, He or nobody else deserves that type of language and treatment on the OT.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:00 pm to PhillipJFry
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Where did the celery stick come from, some hit wings? Seems random to get hit by a celery stick.
It is Boca slang for his gay lover smacking him in the face with his penis.
This post was edited on 10/25/17 at 7:08 pm
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:01 pm to SuperSaint
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Apologize to Paul Allen, He or nobody else deserves that type of language and treatment on the OT.
Agreed, this place used to be civil.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:01 pm to Paul Allen
Did ya frick the man or not gay boy ?
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:02 pm to djangochained
quote:
Did ya frick the man or not gay boy ?
Are you calling the OP a gay boy? Or are you asking which of the two options he fricked, the "man" or the "not gay boy"?
It's unclear. Use a comma, you illiterate homo.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:03 pm to Paul Allen
Played golf all day for my birthday a few years ago with friends and family. All went to a little bar after and the rest of the family met us. Something triggered a lady to bite my mom. My mom is 5'0" maybe 100lbs and has never physically, much less verbally assaulted someone. She was shocked when the woman bit her. We all were. Next thing you know her husband comes at my dad and myself with a beer bottle. We were standing right outside the door and as soon as he stepped out I caught him on the chin. He went down on all fours and my first reaction was strike with my left leg. Golf shoe to the forehead. Ambulance comes. Cops come. Looks like a murder scene. I was cuffed but the bar owner and other witnesses made statements that it was all in self defense. Good times.
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:05 pm to LucasP
Puff puff pass pussy
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:06 pm to Upperdecker
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So your boyfriend slapped you in the face with his “big celery stick” and you tried to do erotic asphyxiation to him?
He probably calls that living.
This post was edited on 10/25/17 at 7:08 pm
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:06 pm to Paul Allen
If I remember correctly, this clown dialed my number and told me to meet him at Timesaver. I went, but all I got was an ICEE.
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