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re: Delta passenger says she woke up to pastor peeing on her

Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:27 pm to
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48268 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

“By that time I actually looked at him and I see him shake himself off and I’m like, ‘This man just peed on me!'”

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113857 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:29 pm to
So the stuff they say about Ambian is true?

I've heard stories, but I never heard it from someone directly.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20447 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

Some places you pay extra for that



It's an extra charge if you're on Spirit, but complimentary on Delta.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20447 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

So the stuff they say about Ambian is true?


Not for me. Or for most people. Just a few unlucky ones.

Amazing dreams. No shenanigans at all. And I take it all the time.
This post was edited on 10/16/20 at 2:35 pm
Posted by CrownTownHalo
CrownTown, NC
Member since Sep 2011
2948 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:36 pm to
Yes it can be true if you don’t get in bed before it kicks in. And I guess soMe people will get out of bed sleepwalking.
My wife sometimes will let me have one of hers.
One night I took one close to bedtime, we were sitting watching TV having a completely normal conversation. I completely remembered that part.
She said the next words out of my mouth were something like , “So what about the boat?” Huh? “You know, the boat, when are you going to get the boat?”
She said I was talking completely normally, not,slurred or anything, just started talking non-sense. Don’t remember that part.

I did not piss on her though.
This post was edited on 10/16/20 at 2:38 pm
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
38966 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

Maybe Perry Noble from SC.


Yeah, Baw. Considering they said he is a well known pastor from NC, I am sure your SC guess is him. Do not let them trick you.

Posted by Nawlens Gator
louisiana
Member since Sep 2005
5823 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:01 pm to

No harm. Pastor was just baptizing her. It's a Carolina thing.

Posted by ISEN_AG
ThunderWolf Manor
Member since Aug 2013
1924 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:08 pm to
Religion of "pees"
Posted by saturday
Pronoun (Baw)
Member since Feb 2007
7089 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

suffered a bad reaction to sleep aid medication, sources told the outlet.



I'll add this to my excuse portfolio.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20192 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:31 pm to
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15493 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 3:41 pm to
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Why would you take an ambien for that flight? It looks like it’s about 3 hours 45 mins and I’m assuming he had a connector then to get to NC?

I never understood the need for a drug like ambien on a crowded, long, and tight flight. It's a recipe for disaster. Take a Benadryl. If flying isn't your thing then don't fly
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53416 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 4:28 pm to
Three pages and this is still no one's fetish. Wow.
Posted by ecb
Member since Jul 2010
9324 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 4:43 pm to
Originally from Florida?
Posted by BigBrod81
Houma
Member since Sep 2010
18955 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

Delta passenger says she woke up to pastor peeing on her


Posted by lsuconnman
Baton rouge
Member since Feb 2007
2623 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 6:42 pm to
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In my experience, when you wake up to someone pissing on you things have gone either incredibly well or horribly wrong. There is no middle ground when it comes to being pissed on


No greater truth is spoken, and it’s analogous to Ambien. I swear they modified the formula, because it’s been years since I’ve seen the crazy shite it is capable of.

Another good story: I actually posted it on the OT real time about 6 years ago. Some dude got shot in the head, which caused him to drive through the neighborhood...and all of our fences.

I was out cold when my dogs brought the dead guy in the backyard to my attention. Not only did I post real time pics of the crime scene to the OT, but I joked with the cops about the likelihood that he carried fully insurance.

Another incident I don’t recall...
Posted by CrownTownHalo
CrownTown, NC
Member since Sep 2011
2948 posts
Posted on 10/17/20 at 9:30 am to
A win for ambien

... years ago, a few months after moving to Charlotte, I was back in MS for a funeral. Wife took an ambien, knocked her out, when she got up the next morning and walked down stairs, the house had been ransacked. Two or three very not nice looking people had broken in and stolen shite. She never woke up thank God. And later when one of the perps was taking a cop on a tour of his crime spree, they pointed to our house and said a “man was upstairs snoring”.

If I would have been here, a shooting would have happened and someone likely would,have died.
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