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Delta passenger says she woke up to pastor peeing on her
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Alicia Beverly said she dozed off in the backseat of a red-eye flight Monday from Las Vegas to Detroit before she was awakened by a strange sensation, news station WJBK reported.

“It felt warm, like on the side of me I felt something warm,” Beverly told the outlet.

She was taken back when she opened her eyes to find another passenger peeing on her.

“I jump up and I [saw] his private area out and I screamed and that woke everybody up,” Beverly said. “By that time I actually looked at him and I see him shake himself off and I’m like, ‘This man just peed on me!'”


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The peeing passenger, who has not been identified, is a well-known pastor from North Carolina and suffered a bad reaction to sleep aid medication, sources told the outlet.


Ambien is a hell of a drug

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whitetiger1234
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Almost as good as porking two women on the altar
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crispyUGA
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re: Delta passenger says she woke up to pastor peeing on her
She was unbaptized, he was just trying to save her soul.


Lawyered
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red-eye flight Monday from Las Vegas to Detroit b


Everyone’s delirious and broke .. I bet this is a depressing arse group of passengers flying
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Shexter
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Nothing to see here folks. He was Chinese, she wasn't drinking her Coke...


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DownSouthCrawfish
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re: Delta passenger says she woke up to pastor peeing on her
The Lord works in mysterious ways.


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MiloDanglers
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Eh, we’ve all been there


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Evolved Simian
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well-known pastor from North Carolina


Is this Franklin Graham? I don't know of any other pastors from North Carolina.


OldmanBeasley
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In my experience, when you wake up to someone pissing on you things have gone either incredibly well or horribly wrong. There is no middle ground when it comes to being pissed on


OweO
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re: Delta passenger says she woke up to pastor peeing on her
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who has not been identified


But they know

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s a well-known pastor from North Carolina
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Sao
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Gee whizz


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WaltTeevens
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Everyone’s delirious and broke .. I bet this is a depressing arse group of passengers flying


Yeah, most flights coming out of Vegas probably have a few...unhappy people


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DemonKA3268
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She seems pissed.


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Saskwatch
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re: Delta passenger says she woke up to pastor peeing on her
When did R Kelly become ordained in the ministry?


OweO
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When did R Kelly become ordained in the ministry?


When he learned how it gave him access to a bunch of young girls.


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jcaz
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re: Delta passenger says she woke up to pastor peeing on her
I really hope the airline doesn't have to pay out for this. Call it an unscheduled baptism and go on your way.


OweO
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Call it an unscheduled baptism




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Bestbank Tiger
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R Kelly became a minister?


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lsuconnman
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re: Delta passenger says she woke up to pastor peeing on her
I had a similar experience. Couldn’t turn on my MacBook one day and noticed all the keys were squishy...damn Ambien.


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