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Delta passenger says she woke up to pastor peeing on her

Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:32 pm
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
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Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:32 pm
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Alicia Beverly said she dozed off in the backseat of a red-eye flight Monday from Las Vegas to Detroit before she was awakened by a strange sensation, news station WJBK reported.

“It felt warm, like on the side of me I felt something warm,” Beverly told the outlet.

She was taken back when she opened her eyes to find another passenger peeing on her.

“I jump up and I [saw] his private area out and I screamed and that woke everybody up,” Beverly said. “By that time I actually looked at him and I see him shake himself off and I’m like, ‘This man just peed on me!'”


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The peeing passenger, who has not been identified, is a well-known pastor from North Carolina and suffered a bad reaction to sleep aid medication, sources told the outlet.


Ambien is a hell of a drug

This post was edited on 10/16/20 at 1:36 pm
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
4892 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:34 pm to
Almost as good as porking two women on the altar
This post was edited on 10/16/20 at 1:36 pm
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:35 pm to
She was unbaptized, he was just trying to save her soul.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:35 pm to
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red-eye flight Monday from Las Vegas to Detroit b


Everyone’s delirious and broke .. I bet this is a depressing arse group of passengers flying
This post was edited on 10/16/20 at 1:37 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13888 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:36 pm to
Nothing to see here folks. He was Chinese, she wasn't drinking her Coke...
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36381 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:36 pm to
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Posted by MiloDanglers
on a dock on a bay
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:37 pm to
Eh, we’ve all been there
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20553 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:37 pm to
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well-known pastor from North Carolina


Is this Franklin Graham? I don't know of any other pastors from North Carolina.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9704 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:39 pm to
In my experience, when you wake up to someone pissing on you things have gone either incredibly well or horribly wrong. There is no middle ground when it comes to being pissed on
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113972 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

who has not been identified


But they know

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s a well-known pastor from North Carolina
??

Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:39 pm to

Gee whizz
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:40 pm to
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Everyone’s delirious and broke .. I bet this is a depressing arse group of passengers flying


Yeah, most flights coming out of Vegas probably have a few...unhappy people
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
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Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:42 pm to
Posted by swolverine
Member since Jun 2020
1966 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:42 pm to
She seems pissed.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16577 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:44 pm to
When did R Kelly become ordained in the ministry?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113972 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:45 pm to
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When did R Kelly become ordained in the ministry?


When he learned how it gave him access to a bunch of young girls.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15645 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:48 pm to
I really hope the airline doesn't have to pay out for this. Call it an unscheduled baptism and go on your way.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113972 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:49 pm to
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Call it an unscheduled baptism


Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71183 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:50 pm to
R Kelly became a minister?
Posted by lsuconnman
Baton rouge
Member since Feb 2007
2670 posts
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:51 pm to
I had a similar experience. Couldn’t turn on my MacBook one day and noticed all the keys were squishy...damn Ambien.
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