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Delta passenger says she woke up to pastor peeing on her
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:32 pm
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:32 pm
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Alicia Beverly said she dozed off in the backseat of a red-eye flight Monday from Las Vegas to Detroit before she was awakened by a strange sensation, news station WJBK reported.
“It felt warm, like on the side of me I felt something warm,” Beverly told the outlet.
She was taken back when she opened her eyes to find another passenger peeing on her.
“I jump up and I [saw] his private area out and I screamed and that woke everybody up,” Beverly said. “By that time I actually looked at him and I see him shake himself off and I’m like, ‘This man just peed on me!'”
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The peeing passenger, who has not been identified, is a well-known pastor from North Carolina and suffered a bad reaction to sleep aid medication, sources told the outlet.
Ambien is a hell of a drug
This post was edited on 10/16/20 at 1:36 pm
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:34 pm to Evolved Simian
Almost as good as porking two women on the altar
This post was edited on 10/16/20 at 1:36 pm
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:35 pm to Evolved Simian
She was unbaptized, he was just trying to save her soul.
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:35 pm to Evolved Simian
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red-eye flight Monday from Las Vegas to Detroit b
Everyone’s delirious and broke .. I bet this is a depressing arse group of passengers flying
This post was edited on 10/16/20 at 1:37 pm
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:36 pm to Evolved Simian
Nothing to see here folks. He was Chinese, she wasn't drinking her Coke...
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:36 pm to Evolved Simian
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:37 pm to Evolved Simian
Eh, we’ve all been there
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:37 pm to Evolved Simian
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well-known pastor from North Carolina
Is this Franklin Graham? I don't know of any other pastors from North Carolina.
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:39 pm to Evolved Simian
In my experience, when you wake up to someone pissing on you things have gone either incredibly well or horribly wrong. There is no middle ground when it comes to being pissed on
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:39 pm to Evolved Simian
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who has not been identified
But they know
quote:??
s a well-known pastor from North Carolina
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:40 pm to Lawyered
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Everyone’s delirious and broke .. I bet this is a depressing arse group of passengers flying
Yeah, most flights coming out of Vegas probably have a few...unhappy people
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:44 pm to Evolved Simian
When did R Kelly become ordained in the ministry?
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:45 pm to Saskwatch
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When did R Kelly become ordained in the ministry?
When he learned how it gave him access to a bunch of young girls.
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:48 pm to Evolved Simian
I really hope the airline doesn't have to pay out for this. Call it an unscheduled baptism and go on your way.
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:49 pm to jcaz
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Call it an unscheduled baptism
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:50 pm to Evolved Simian
R Kelly became a minister?
Posted on 10/16/20 at 1:51 pm to Evolved Simian
I had a similar experience. Couldn’t turn on my MacBook one day and noticed all the keys were squishy...damn Ambien.
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