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Posted on 9/4/23 at 10:01 pm to Irregardless
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Between this and the vomit I’m not stressing so much about my passport renewal. Good grief.
For passport renewal issues, reach out to your Senator for help. Tim Scott’s office saved my arse a few months ago.
Posted on 9/4/23 at 10:01 pm to tigerbutt
The Varsity at Hartsfield? 

Posted on 9/4/23 at 10:05 pm to tigerbutt
It's the new COVID strain
Posted on 9/4/23 at 10:11 pm to tigerbutt
Flying back to Arkansas from Seattle through Dallas. Fairly empty flight, so my meager status got me in first class. Fourth row window.
There’s a soldier with a prostatic arm and a pretty badass service German shepherd. Plane boards, soldier gets front seat with room in front of him for his dog. He takes his prosthetic arm off for the flight and puts it in the overhead.
Takeoff, something hits the dog wrong and it gets sick and starts shitting. Soldier gets up and goes back and forth between trying to get his arm and some cleanup stuff from the overhead and getting the dog to the bathroom.
Lady stewardess shrieks and runs to back of the plane. A minute later they push the guy stewardess to the front.
They start trying to clean it up, the lady stewardess is throwing cleaning supplies to them through the curtain because she isn’t going near it.
They get it cleaned up and things settle down. About a half hour later the scene repeats itself.
I felt bad for everyone involved. The one armed soldier, the stewardess, the little old lady sitting next to him, and the dog.
There’s a soldier with a prostatic arm and a pretty badass service German shepherd. Plane boards, soldier gets front seat with room in front of him for his dog. He takes his prosthetic arm off for the flight and puts it in the overhead.
Takeoff, something hits the dog wrong and it gets sick and starts shitting. Soldier gets up and goes back and forth between trying to get his arm and some cleanup stuff from the overhead and getting the dog to the bathroom.
Lady stewardess shrieks and runs to back of the plane. A minute later they push the guy stewardess to the front.
They start trying to clean it up, the lady stewardess is throwing cleaning supplies to them through the curtain because she isn’t going near it.
They get it cleaned up and things settle down. About a half hour later the scene repeats itself.
I felt bad for everyone involved. The one armed soldier, the stewardess, the little old lady sitting next to him, and the dog.
Posted on 9/4/23 at 10:14 pm to tigerbutt
I'm guessing it wasn't one of these people:


Posted on 9/4/23 at 10:15 pm to Yat27
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before I've properly done my business.
I've cleared this benchmark - and still had some 1 mile squirt waddles back home.
#feelsbadman
Posted on 9/4/23 at 10:18 pm to tigerbutt
So it looks like they were half way to their destination and decided to turn around... I think this was a seatbelt light was on but people needed to use the bathroom, but was denied.
Posted on 9/4/23 at 10:20 pm to Sus-Scrofa
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I felt bad for everyone involved. The one armed soldier, the stewardess, the little old lady sitting next to him, and the dog.
That was a good story, but there is even more potential for a great joke in that last line .
Posted on 9/4/23 at 10:22 pm to Duzz
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So it looks like they were half way to their destination and decided to turn around...
No, about 1 & 1/2 hrs after takeoff. See screenshot above
Posted on 9/4/23 at 10:22 pm to Yat27
quote:it’s not fun. I’ve literally shite in front of the berwick post office (behind a tree) at night and behind the berwick sea wall while on long runs. I always try to go before hand but…
I don't know how you long distance baws do it. I never tread too far from the house if I'm exercising in the morning before I've properly done my business.
shite happens.
No for real though it’s not good and I’m not sure how I didn’t get arrested.
Posted on 9/4/23 at 10:22 pm to holmesbr
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Is "all the way down the aisle" like 20 rows?
Yes. Delta flies an A350 between ATL and BCN. There are no apparent lavs at the rear, so people in coach would have to trek to mid-cabin. However, if you need to shite, don't do it after meal service, etc., be strategic to get your access.
Posted on 9/4/23 at 10:23 pm to tigerbutt
My worst nightmare is shitting myself on a plane
Posted on 9/4/23 at 10:25 pm to tigerbutt
This is exactly why I quit shitting years ago and haven't looked back.
Posted on 9/4/23 at 10:28 pm to tigerbutt
Pilot is soft. 777Tiger would have cleaned the shite and kept on flying.
Posted on 9/4/23 at 10:29 pm to LemmyLives
That makes sense I guess. I'm poor so if I ever scraped enough coin together to fly to Europe I feel I would be in those seats.
Posted on 9/4/23 at 10:31 pm to Old Hellen Yeller
I’ve heard some stories about people on ozempic having sudden explosive sharts. I wonder if that was what was going on here.
Posted on 9/4/23 at 10:35 pm to OldmanBeasley
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The only reason that person survives the flight is because no one wants to touch someone who is soaked in shite.


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