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re: Delivery driver gets Final Destination’ed by plane in Newark…

Posted on 5/3/26 at 6:23 pm to
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
6885 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 6:23 pm to
Who was flying the plane?
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
26904 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 8:54 pm to
I bet the ambulance chasers are lined up at his door.
Posted by LazloHollyfeld
Steam Tunnel at UNC-G
Member since Apr 2009
2106 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 8:59 pm to
Likely an Asian woman … they can’t park for shite.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
40857 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 9:07 pm to
That area is wild. Seaport on one side, with what looks like oil storage or something, then an approximately eight lane turnpike, then the airport on the other side. Having driven down it before I'm sort of amazed there isn't a giant explosion one way or another more often.
This post was edited on 5/3/26 at 9:08 pm
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102652 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

clipping a light pole during landing before striking a bakery truck


Left the pole


Took the cannoli
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74825 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 9:36 pm to
Pole-ish resistance.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74241 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 10:39 pm to
Be survived. Non life threatening injuries. He's going to get paid.
Posted by CapitalTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Sep 2019
472 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 10:51 pm to
WTF is a trans-Atlantic flight doing landing on Runway 29 at EWR?
Posted by icecreamsnowball
Member since Mar 2025
1339 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 7:11 am to
Your thread title is misleading. He didn’t die
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
115329 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 7:16 am to
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Get Gordon and get it done.


He's Louisiana's BIG TRUCK lawyer, not jumbo jet.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19947 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 7:22 am to
Ok but did he die?
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
47307 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 7:43 am to
quote:

Death doesn’t like being cheated.



Hasn't lost many in the end. Enoch, Elijah, and Jesus. And he really thought he had Jesus for 3 days, there.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
115329 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 7:44 am to
quote:

Ok but did he die?


Not yet.

That's the plot of the movie.
Posted by Lee Chatelain
Official TD Sauces Club Member
Member since Oct 2008
12484 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 7:45 am to
quote:

driver sustained only cuts and bruises.


I doubt he'll ever work again.......
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156557 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 7:48 am to
Hotel California...great song.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14386 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 7:52 am to
I would die in that situation - not from getting hit by the plane, but drowning in my own shite after I soiled myself.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92217 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 8:00 am to
quote:

WTF is a trans-Atlantic flight doing landing on Runway 29 at EWR?


why not?
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