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re: Deer deterrent whistle for vehicle, is this snake oil?

Posted on 9/9/23 at 12:08 am to
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58916 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 12:08 am to
They used these puppies to keep livestock from damaging trains





Seems one of these would be similar for trucks




If you remember the old TR7's they were pretty efficient at killing everybody.
Low to ground profile
Small sports car
Fast speeds
Wedge shaped front end

Apparently at speed, the wedge would cleanly slice the legs about 8 inches from the road and the clean cut allowed the carcass to roll up the wedge till it contacted the windshield where the glass easily shattered sending all kinds of shrapnel into the head and upper torso of driver and passenger.



Old TR7 for folks who never saw one


Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58916 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 4:56 am to
Deer have become politically correct, expect a lawsuit and cop to arrest you for whistling at deer. You should instead talk to the deer in their preferred pronoun.
Posted by farad
Member since Dec 2013
11554 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 6:24 am to
quote:

I'm a good Catholic


quote:

Damn right! Fckk that guy



good catholic?...

This post was edited on 9/9/23 at 3:23 pm
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
14752 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 6:25 am to
They absolutely work.

Jam one in your arse. The sound you will produce will cause any quadrupeds to scatter.

As a bonus, farting becomes a lot more whimsical.
This post was edited on 9/9/23 at 6:26 am
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11584 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 6:31 am to
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LSU Coyote

I’d try it.
A Santa Cruz would get fricked up by a deer.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58916 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 6:34 am to
quote:

I'm a good Catholic


Doubtful

Not debating your faith but you look far too young to be a good Catholic with the proper training in your youth.



How many young Catholics today know how hip being Catholic is?

Vatican Rag

The intro is good but the tune starts around the 1:45 mark


Get in line in that processional,
Step into that small confessional,
There, the guy who's got religion'll
Tell you if your sin's original.
If it is, try playin' it safer,
Drink the wine and chew the wafer,
Two, four, six, eight,
Time to transubstantiate!
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
47719 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 6:40 am to
Dude you can't be posting pics of inbreeds on here.
Posted by Pepperoni
Mar-a-Lago
Member since Aug 2013
3909 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 6:41 am to
quote:



Is it just snake oil or do they work?

Trains hit deer at road crossings....
you tell me.
Underrated comment
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23843 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 6:44 am to
Get a big front grill guard, every time you see one "gas it".

If you get one throw it in the back and have Maw clean it fer dinner when you get home.
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13144 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 6:44 am to
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Trains hit deer at road crossings

Do deer take the road or the tracks?
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
22375 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 6:45 am to
They are very effective at parting you from your money.

Tell your girlfriend to clean the kitchen.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58916 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 7:00 am to
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I noticed after they were installed is that rather than running away a lot of the deer would just stand there and freeze, looking confused as I drove by.


Were you driving at night with your lights on?

Have you ever fished with Tennessee bait?




Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58916 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 7:02 am to
Species evolve or die.

Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
13400 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 7:11 am to
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Dude they run in front your vehicle.

the dude already said he doesn't know if it even helps. you probably drive by 10,000x more animals than run in front of your car.

So you are gonna disturb all those animals by putting a whistle on your car that you admit may do nothing.
Posted by UncleFestersLegs
Member since Nov 2010
14455 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 7:46 am to
If it saves one life...
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
29993 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 7:50 am to
This is not something new, they made them for years, and they work.
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
13400 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 7:54 am to
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If it saves one life...

exactly what these people sound like.

Save one car from getting hit while disturbing the entire ecosystem/wildlife as many miles as you drive.

for these whistles to work they would have to be audible to animals. imagine being a dog chilling in your back yard during the day and people constantly driving by with these things attached to your car whistling all day.

it's like covid rules making everyone stay home so that 93 year old grandma doesn't get sick.

If everyone had one of these on their car the dogs in every neighborhood would never stop barking.
This post was edited on 9/9/23 at 8:00 am
Posted by holmesbr
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Feb 2012
3582 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 8:10 am to
The state should just put up a deer crossing sign so they know where to cross if it's that many of them.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
28308 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 8:21 am to


Cheaper alternative
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 9/9/23 at 8:23 am to
How Effective Are Deer Whistles to Avoid Vehicle Collisions?

Conclusions

Given their research experience, the Georgia-based researchers concluded the following: “Considering the challenges of producing sound at appropriate intensities and distances from a moving vehicle, deer hearing capabilities, human safety concerns, and our observed lack of behavioral responses of deer to sound treatments, auditory deterrents do not appear to be appropriate for prevention of deer-vehicle collisions.”

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Discouraging Results

Based upon the observed response of 319 deer, the researchers concluded the pure tones did not alter deer behavior in such a way as to prevent deer-vehicle collisions. In other words, the simulated sounds of deer whistles were no more effective than no sound at all.

Overall, 54 percent to 71 percent of the observations were classified as neutral, meaning more than half the time deer did not alter their behavior in response to the test vehicle. Only the lowest frequency tested (.28 kHz) produced a significant response. And that was unfavorable, because deer were more likely to enter the roadway in response to the treatment.
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