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Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:50 pm to
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
99960 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:50 pm to
Told me I have till 79 yrs old old
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20342 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:53 pm to
Says I’m going to live until 80.

Says my obese father with a BMI of 38 is going to live until 76.

I only get four more years with my healthy BMI? Might as well enjoy those cookies.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11589 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:54 pm to
87 years 8 months. Good enough.
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
9668 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:56 pm to
So it's an actuarial table
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
7025 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 4:00 pm to
So, my kids will be orphans pretty soon.... really wish I had not done that.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76169 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

Evil Little Thing


Wow. Long time. How you been, Ma?
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6937 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 4:04 pm to
Alcohol consumption from daily to 2 times a week bumped me 5 years....

Grabs a beer
Posted by charminultra
Member since Jan 2020
2779 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 4:04 pm to
looks like i'll die at 67... ya right lmao
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
86543 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 4:06 pm to
Posted by MMauler
Primary This RINO Traitor
Member since Jun 2013
23865 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 4:07 pm to
Well that does it -- I’m gonna start collecting Social Security at 62.
Posted by Kay
Member since Mar 2011
1944 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 4:08 pm to
May 17, 2071 at 84. Geeez.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
57703 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 4:10 pm to
80

Posted by Rattlehead82
Florida
Member since Sep 2009
2096 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 4:11 pm to
I tried some of the worse options and the soonest result gave me is October 15th 2022.
Posted by LSUandAU
Key West, FL & Malibu (L.A.), CA
Member since Apr 2009
5158 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 4:15 pm to
Better get my affairs in order.
Posted by BatonrougeCajun
Somewhere in Texas
Member since Feb 2008
7375 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 4:15 pm to
81 checking out on December 31, 2065. I can handle that
This post was edited on 3/16/22 at 4:16 pm
Posted by northLAgoomba
Grand Cane, LA
Member since Nov 2009
3979 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 4:17 pm to
Damn, I better get my shite together. Says I only have 20 more years.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
64807 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 4:20 pm to
38 and says I will die at 75.

Good enough for me
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66901 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 4:21 pm to
88 for me.
Posted by ronniep1
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2016
623 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 4:25 pm to
Allegedly, I will check out on Sunday, November 26, 2034 at the age of 74 yrs and (just a few days shy of) 4 months.

Given that both sides of my family have pretty good longevity (several are/were in their upper 80's), and me staying on top of a few health issues, I prefer to think I'll make it several years beyond 11/26/34.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
20733 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 4:26 pm to
It says 69 for me.

Means I got another 20 years!

I want that shite in writing!
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