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re: Dear Facebook...Chick-fil-a Makes Food Smaller

Posted on 5/17/19 at 7:34 am to
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29482 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 7:34 am to
You got an extra large bagel and a double portion of eggs, what are you bitching about
Posted by DCtiger1
Panama City Beach
Member since Jul 2009
8756 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 7:35 am to
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If they didn't shove the bible down people throat no one would go there. It's disgusting and not real food. Like 99.9% of fast food.


What in the actual frick are you talking about. How do they shove the Bible down people throat as you like to say it?
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40251 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 7:35 am to
quote:

Chick fil a fried okra? dear lord




its so damn good
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 7:35 am to
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How exactly do they do this?

Been through the drive thru numerous times. No one shoved anything down my throat.



They must see you as a unreachable heathen. Unworthy of even a waste of a thump. I am so sorry.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57452 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 7:36 am to
I ran into a chik fil a employee in the wild yesterday and he still said my pleasure when I thanked him for grabbing a door
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
8137 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 7:37 am to
Trying to help stop you from clogging your arteries
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
84989 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 7:38 am to
quote:

They must see you as a unreachable heathen. Unworthy of even a waste of a thump. I am so sorry.




But being serious, I'm truly interested to know. What is it that they do to make you feel as though they are "shoving the bible down your throat"? I want to understand.
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
7048 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 7:42 am to
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If they didn't shove the bible down people throat no one would go there. It's disgusting and not real food.


I think their new biblically based ad campaign is pretty clever.






Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 7:44 am to
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They obviously noticed that you’re a fatass that can’t control his impulses, so they tried to help you lose weight with smaller portions.

I bet you're a shitload of fun at parties
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11096 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 7:47 am to
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If Chic Fil A wants you to have smaller food then that’s what you’re supposed to have.



And you fricking keep quiet and eat it.

They have never put a fricking bagel sized chicken breast on there, dude.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19182 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 7:48 am to
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I ordered my usual Chicken, Egg, and Cheese Bagel and Chicken Biscuit. 

That's your usual? How fat are you?
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
3489 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 7:49 am to
quote:

f Chic Fil A wants you to have smaller food then that’s what you’re supposed to have


Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6775 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 7:52 am to
Two things.....

One .....you sound fat.

Two ......just what the OT needs, another chic fil a circle jerk. If chic fil a was a dick, the OT would suck it.
Posted by reb13
Member since May 2010
10905 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 7:55 am to
Order it with the spicy filet instead. Problem solved.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15702 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 7:59 am to
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one of my favorite restaurants Chick-fil-a


That’s pathetic and it’s what’s wrong with America
Posted by FlyinTiger93
Member since May 2010
3576 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:01 am to
Not the same Chick-Fil-A, since the old man died. Portions are smaller, spicy items reduced, and prices have gone up. We'll be seeing them open on Sunday, before too long.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
58857 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:02 am to
Not all chicken tits are alike
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
4771 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:20 am to
Breakfast is an overrated meal in general. Drink some black coffee and wait for lunchtime, fatass. Eat a protein bar if you can’t make it that long.

This is coming from someone who’s own breakfast recipes have been featured in The Advocate’s Food section (20 years ago, big deal, right?). Whatever. Y’all make too big of a deal about cramming down a >1000 calorie grease bomb before ambling into the office and hammering out a TD.com post.

Smoke a Winston Red and sip some Community dark roast while you are douching the sand out of your vagina.
Posted by WallsAllAroundMe
Member since Jan 2016
1064 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:30 am to
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This post was edited on 8/21/19 at 12:07 pm
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86445 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 8:32 am to
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my usual


quote:

Chicken, Egg, and Cheese Bagel


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and Chicken Biscuit


good heavens man
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