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re: ‘Dead’ woman wakes up in coffin at her own funeral
Posted on 6/12/23 at 12:26 pm to Pelican fan99
Posted on 6/12/23 at 12:26 pm to Pelican fan99
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Who has a funeral four hours after dying?
Well, you have to be dead to die.
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Posted on 6/12/23 at 12:49 pm to RLDSC FAN
Her embalmer gots some splainin to do.
Posted on 6/12/23 at 12:57 pm to RLDSC FAN
I take it she wasnt embalmed.
Posted on 6/12/23 at 1:01 pm to boudinman
embalming is an option
Posted on 6/12/23 at 1:15 pm to RLDSC FAN
Holy crap...
Imagine if she regained consciousness the next day...
My nightmare.
Imagine if she regained consciousness the next day...
My nightmare.
Posted on 6/12/23 at 1:20 pm to tankyank13
Could never happen after being processed in a funeral home
Posted on 6/12/23 at 1:59 pm to RLDSC FAN
quote:
‘Dead’ woman wakes up in coffin at her own funeral
good thing she was in a 3rd world country that doesnt embalm dead people, or she would have been dead dead
Posted on 6/12/23 at 2:09 pm to cypresstiger
quote:
Ain't happening in the US. You're either embalmed or cremated
Not true
Some religious folks do neither.
Posted on 6/12/23 at 2:17 pm to RLDSC FAN
Note to self avoid ever going to Ecuador
Posted on 6/12/23 at 2:18 pm to RLDSC FAN
Wow. She is going to hold that over them at Christmas! "Remember that time you tried to bury me alive? I do."
Posted on 6/12/23 at 2:22 pm to RLDSC FAN
Would not happen here since we embalm
Posted on 6/12/23 at 2:45 pm to AU_RX
quote:
Note to self:
Avoid Ecuadorian hospitals at all costs
Or Iowa, or Michigan, or Mexico, or....
Posted on 6/12/23 at 2:50 pm to BigBinBR
quote:
This is literally the reason that “wakes” were started before funerals.
No, I ain't sittin' up with the dead no more, no matter what you say or do
Posted on 6/12/23 at 4:42 pm to 777Tiger
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that’s why I’m opting for cremation, I’m claustrophobic af
Curious as to if this ever bothered you in your fast mover days?
FTR I'm right there with you with regards to the cremation thing. My private version of hell involves my soul being aware inside of a coffin 6ft under.
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This post was edited on 6/12/23 at 4:44 pm
Posted on 6/12/23 at 5:18 pm to wallowinit
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Could never happen after being processed in a funeral home
Buddy of mine is a funeral home director. He once had an old lady that was supposedly dead. When he went to prep one of the arteries to start the embalming process, blood squirted from the artery in her neck.. Dead bodies have no blood pressure or heart beat to pump so that meant she was alive. Barely, but her heart was slowly pumping.
He hurried up and applied pressure to the incision, had his assistant call 911 and the paramedics arrived to take her back to the hospital. She was barely alive at that point.
They brought her back to him 4 hours later. He asked him "Are sure this time?" That was the only time he said that has happened to him. It's crazy that with modern medicine that could happen. That was back in 2014 when she came across his table.
This post was edited on 6/12/23 at 5:20 pm
Posted on 6/12/23 at 5:44 pm to AUTimbo
not at all but one of my worst experiences was going through simulated POW school, I’ve posted it before but it was probably as bad as it got for me, they bound my wrists to my ankles and then a cord around my neck and thighs and put me in a coffin like box for hours, they would rotate the box ever so often, upside down, on the side, etc., the only thing that kept me going was I knew it was temporary, they had to let me go eventually, and I wanted a jet so badly, never ever feel confined when the canopy comes down because there you have total control
Posted on 6/12/23 at 6:00 pm to 777Tiger
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going through simulated POW school
SERE?
Posted on 6/12/23 at 6:02 pm to MWP
yup
ETA: back then they could smack you around a bit but I never made a noise, when they were putting me in the box I tried to act like it was no big deal because I knew if I acted terrified they’d make it worse
ETA: back then they could smack you around a bit but I never made a noise, when they were putting me in the box I tried to act like it was no big deal because I knew if I acted terrified they’d make it worse
This post was edited on 6/12/23 at 6:09 pm
Posted on 6/12/23 at 6:29 pm to tankyank13
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Stories such as these make me wonder how common it is to be buried alive
Supposedly 7% of burials are premature. A lot of people are buried alive. Maybe better than being cremated prematurely.
Posted on 6/12/23 at 6:31 pm to RLDSC FAN
Trust doctors and medical staff?
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