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re: ‘Dead’ woman wakes up in coffin at her own funeral

Posted on 6/12/23 at 6:32 pm to
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
73062 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 6:32 pm to
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She ignores him and wishes the husband was alive now and would live forever. Husband comes "alive", and the lawyer points out -- "he's been embalmed!". So, husband is "alive" but in horrifying pain. Wife tries to kill him, but her wish was he would "live forever". He can't be killed, but will be in pain forever


That was a feel good episode for the Tales from the Crypt.
Posted by Python
Member since May 2008
6311 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 6:39 pm to
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Who the heck holds a funeral 4 hours after someone dies.

Well obviously not these people.
Posted by ErikGordan
Member since Oct 2016
874 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 6:57 pm to
If you don't embalm you better have the funeral four hours after death.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
203615 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 6:59 pm to
Andy Griffith did. If it was four hours. He died that morning and was buried that same morning.
Posted by Adajax
Member since Nov 2015
6160 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 7:14 pm to
Any chance she would have made it out of a crematorium?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59770 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 7:20 pm to
This pic has been printed and put in my wallet with a note.
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
11469 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 8:29 pm to
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Who has a funeral four hours after dying?


Well one thing is for certain, she isn't black!
Posted by HeadSlash
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Member since Aug 2006
49905 posts
Posted on 6/12/23 at 8:44 pm to
She didn't wake up dead
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