re: Daily "insignificant shite that bothers you more than it should" thread.

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Pubes on the urinal in my office. Drives me nuts. I swear people were raised by pigs.

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Do you expect everyone to shave their pubes or wipe up their pubes off of the urinal when they fall off?

The gate guard at my kid's school is supposed to open the gate to let carpool drop off begin at 7:05

sometimes he doesn't open the gate till 7:06

it absolutely enrages me when he is even the slightest bit late

I can't help it

Guilty.

But it’s bc I send them think of something else.

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My parents think every waiter/waitress is there to converse with them. My mom asks them all about their personal lives and then my dad tells childhood stories. If I try to tell them the wait staff just wants to serve us, get paid and GTFO, they get upset.

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My father in law does that shite and always asks them if they’re in college. Even to middle aged women who obviously aren’t in college and don’t need to be called out for being middle aged and working for tips to make a living.

My girlfriend's spray-dump every morning.

When in traffic on the interstate, and people jump onto the merge lane to get 3 car lengths ahead. Drives me fricking crazy, and I've blocked the lane with my truck when I notice people behind me trying this. Its a merge lane, not a traffic lane, and I seriously hope your car flips over for doing this shite.

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Being in a meeting and being asked to introduce myself and state my pronouns. I have started using we, our, and ours just to demonstrate the absurdity.

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I'd find a new job.

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Being in a meeting and being asked to introduce myself and state my pronouns.

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Companies actually do that?

My pronouns would be God Emperor/Sex Machine

People who lick their fingers while eating instead of using their napkin.

I usually get a panic attack if there a wall of text, usually means I f’ed up