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D4vd used chainsaw to dismember Celeste Rivas in his garage: prosecutors

Posted on 5/8/26 at 10:18 pm
Posted by Eurocat
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 10:18 pm
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 5/8/26 at 10:19 pm to
Who the fook is that guy?
Posted by geaux2019
Member since Dec 2023
448 posts
Posted on 5/8/26 at 10:20 pm to
Some fricker who better get a wood chipper, feet first.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 5/9/26 at 12:18 am to
And it still took them like 12 months to arrest the guy
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39233 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 12:20 am to
Obviously.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
62175 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 12:41 am to
Man, if true, that’s majorly fricked up….
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20061 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 3:12 am to
This is such a bizarre case. This dude has some serious issues and I hope the young ladies family can sue the trust that cocksucker moved his funds into.
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
17789 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 3:27 am to


Yet another example. How much longer.

Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
29639 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 5:16 am to
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Burke allegedly ordered a shovel from Home Depot the following day and had it delivered to his home by Postmates. About a week later, he ordered two chainsaws from Amazon that were delivered to his home, and on May 5, he allegedly ordered a body bag, heavy-duty laundry bags and a blue inflatable pool, according to the documents.

This guy may be one of the dumbest murderers ever. Talk about a paper trail. He couldn’t pay a personal assistant cash to go buy these things from a Home Depot? He then keeps the pool he dismembered her in, with tons of DNA, in his garage and stores her body in a car which can be traced anywhere.
Posted by Hetfield
Dallas
Member since Jun 2013
9761 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 6:32 am to
Rappers have to get steet cred to be taken seriously. I am not sure what kind of cred he was working for here.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Member since Jan 2005
80811 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 6:42 am to
quote:

This guy may be one of the dumbest murderers ever. Talk about a paper trail. He couldn’t pay a personal assistant cash to go buy these things from a Home Depot? He then keeps the pool he dismembered her in, with tons of DNA, in his garage and stores her body in a car which can be traced anywhere.


He makes Vince Marinello look like a criminal mastermind.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182188 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 6:58 am to
He bought two chainsaws so someone helped him
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44411 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 7:34 am to
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And it still took them like 12 months to arrest the guy


Anyone know why it took so long? This all seems like a layup prosecution…..
Posted by Squedunk
Texas Hill Country
Member since Jun 2008
890 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 7:52 am to
And people on this board don’t believe in the death penalty.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59162 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 7:55 am to
If he would’ve killed a white girl they wouldn’t have even arrested him

Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
21635 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 8:08 am to
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ordered a body bag,


Didn't know the average person could do this.

quote:

blue inflatable pool,


How was this used? To entertain his chillens whilst dismembering a body?
Posted by rexorotten
2314762 posts
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 5/9/26 at 8:19 am to
Who?
Posted by Capt ST
High Plains
Member since Aug 2011
13665 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 8:20 am to
He dismembered her in the pool.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
21635 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 8:21 am to
quote:

He dismembered her in the pool.


Oh, damn.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
20215 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 8:26 am to
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blue inflatable pool,


How was this used? To entertain his chillens whilst dismembering a body?


Glad you aren’t a homicide detective
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