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Posted on 7/17/19 at 10:00 am to
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51408 posts
Posted on 7/17/19 at 10:00 am to
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I hope to god you are a female. If not you need to start acting like a man.

Thanks for the advice, homo neanderthalensis.
Posted by Mr Reese
Member since Oct 2013
97 posts
Posted on 7/17/19 at 10:00 am to
quote:

there's more than one way to skin a cat


I think this saying refers to skinning catfish.
Posted by parrotdr
Cesspool of Rationalization
Member since Oct 2003
7949 posts
Posted on 7/17/19 at 10:06 am to
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there's more than one way to skin a cat
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I think this saying refers to skinning catfish.



(insert "not sure if serious" meme)
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 7/17/19 at 10:24 am to
It literally refers to skinning cats.

Remember, they used catgut and catmeat for several things back then.
You can make a slit around the neck and peel the skin back like that, or you can slit vertically down the abdomen and take the skin off like a coat if you are using the furs for clothing.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:37 am to
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Money can't buy happiness.



No no no.

You have to remember that modern English is a bastard child of old Norse, old French and old English, due to it being conquered by the Vikings, which led to a period of Anglo-Saxon rule, then French rule from the Normands starting with William the conqueror.

The original term for money was geld or gild (think gold, and gilded). Well back then, women were viewed as property. If the husband died before the wife and there was no male in close enough relation, the estate and all it’s valuables would revert to the king.

Therefore no matter how rich a woman may have been, she wasn’t a man, ergo.

“Gild cannae buy a penis”.

With the rise of the Anglo saxons, the letter H was brought into the English language from old Norse.

Over the years, the term gild was replaced with money,

“Money cannae buy a penis”

And then with the Normand invasion, the corruption of the phrase into French produced...



“Money can’t buy happiness.”


Everyone knows that money can buy you things to make you happy, but it can’t turn a woman into a man.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173696 posts
Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:42 am to
Que rollo con el hoyo
Posted by TigerSprings
Southeast LA
Member since Jan 2019
2416 posts
Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:45 am to
" A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" meaning, take the for sure thing and don't gamble.

It's an excellent saying.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 7/17/19 at 1:04 pm to
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Que rollo con el hoyo


What roll with the hole?
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
19505 posts
Posted on 7/17/19 at 1:07 pm to
“7 ways to Sunday”
And any variation of that like “6 ways from Sunday” etc
Posted by TigerSprings
Southeast LA
Member since Jan 2019
2416 posts
Posted on 7/17/19 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

“Money cannae buy a penis”


If this is real, Thank You!!
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22476 posts
Posted on 7/17/19 at 1:32 pm to
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Can't have your cake and eat it too.

What the hell is the point of having a cake you can't eat?



If you EAT your cake, you don't HAVE it anymore.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 7/17/19 at 1:35 pm to
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If this is real, Thank You!!


Any other phrases you might have questions about? There’s a podcast called Idioms and Idiots that’s very good that covers things like this.
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4894 posts
Posted on 7/17/19 at 1:51 pm to
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If you EAT your cake, you don't HAVE it anymore.


So it's basically like saying "You can't have money and spend it too"? I still think it's pretty stupid
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 7/17/19 at 3:05 pm to
Posted by ThuperThumpin
Member since Dec 2013
9580 posts
Posted on 7/17/19 at 4:24 pm to
One of My favorite Carlin routines George Carlin - Everyday expressions (that don't make sense)

LINK

Posted by TigerSprings
Southeast LA
Member since Jan 2019
2416 posts
Posted on 7/17/19 at 5:44 pm to
Going to look into that. I do know about how Hocus Pocus came about.
Posted by MiDixon Yermouth
Member since Sep 2018
295 posts
Posted on 7/17/19 at 5:47 pm to
“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you can’t fool me again.”

Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 7/17/19 at 5:52 pm to
quote:

“Money cannae buy a penis”



Sure it can't
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63070 posts
Posted on 7/17/19 at 5:53 pm to
I guess she was bun sensitive.

Some dogs exceed bun size
Some dogs are too small for a bun
Some dogs fit the bun perfectly

Maybe she was having a Goldilocks moment.

Probably was not a keeper anyway, everybody knows the correct answer is not hamburger or hot dog, but bacon.
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51408 posts
Posted on 7/17/19 at 5:55 pm to
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“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you can’t fool me again.”
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