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re: Customer gets nailed in the face with a slice of pizza (it’s not Portnoy)

Posted on 6/29/25 at 3:27 pm to
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
893 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 3:27 pm to
I was so happy when I saw the thread title. And then so disappointed after reading a few posts that it wasn’t him. I hate that guy. He needs a punch in the face. Hard.
Posted by Turftoe
Denver
Member since Mar 2016
4325 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 3:29 pm to
If that was Dave, his security would have been all over homeboy
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
3475 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 3:29 pm to
What's Portnoy's Complaint?

This time?
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
35787 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

the embed thing needs to go


It’d be great if utilized properly. Unfortunately the olds want to use it as their Facebook wall
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
47761 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 3:42 pm to
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
17324 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 3:45 pm to
Is that him?

If so it was a matter of time. I like him and I value his opinion on pizza…. but he’s a prick.
This post was edited on 6/29/25 at 3:47 pm
Posted by tigerbait3488
River Ridge
Member since Dec 2007
11296 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 4:51 pm to
Not even close to him you fricking morons.
Posted by TigerTatorTots
The Safeshore
Member since Jul 2009
82004 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 5:48 pm to
Don't think that is Portnoy. You are fake news
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
7269 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 5:57 pm to
That is Michael Peña serving pizza!
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17179 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 5:59 pm to
Good. He wants to restrict speech.

Hope it’s something more deliberate next time.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17179 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 6:00 pm to
He drinking and using.

He needs to lay off. I can see it. He’s been getting worse the past year.

Hes losing control.

The alcohol is in control.
This post was edited on 6/29/25 at 6:01 pm
Posted by Missouri Waltz
Adrift off the Spanish Main
Member since Feb 2016
1079 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 6:04 pm to
Who is Dave Portnoy?
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17179 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

Who is Dave Portnoy?


Simply put, a blowhard.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
72986 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 6:12 pm to
Like others said. Not Dave. But even a mid review from him boosts places. Anything above a 7 and a place sees a give bump.
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6237 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 6:31 pm to
you're a fricking idiot
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
22788 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 6:36 pm to
quote:

What's Portnoy's Complaint?



I thought a Portnoy's Complaint line was too nerdy for the OT.

But I was expecting this one by now:

Posted by tigerbait3488
River Ridge
Member since Dec 2007
11296 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 6:46 pm to
Looks like I am in the minority here but I like Dave. Has raised millions and millions for small business during Covid. Has also raised money for family of fallen police officers. His company puts out great content and calls it like he sees it.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
39209 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 7:35 pm to
quote:

the embed thing needs to go


You could go.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
140998 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 7:45 pm to
Not even close to looking like Portnoy.

Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194041 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 7:47 pm to
OP thinks this is Kalunda

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