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re: Cursing out cyclists on the highway

Posted on 11/25/22 at 2:18 pm to
Posted by BarleyPop
Member since Nov 2016
702 posts
Posted on 11/25/22 at 2:18 pm to
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I got an extra bike for ya baw if you wanna test the theory. Your display of lil man syndrome makes me wonder if it’s too big for you though.


The complete lack of anything resembling awareness, when you feel superior to everyone but are in everyone's way.
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17094 posts
Posted on 11/25/22 at 2:18 pm to
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I'm literally paid to lift weights, run, bike and swim.


Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
9311 posts
Posted on 11/25/22 at 2:18 pm to
Sure, no problem. Bicycles are considered vehicles on the roads. The sooner you accept that, the better off you'll be. Where would you have them ride, exactly? If you make it outside of nasty-arse, morbidly obese Louisiana, you'll see the citizens of tons of other cities and states are able to share the road and accommodate both.
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14231 posts
Posted on 11/25/22 at 2:19 pm to
Try to imagine the mindset of a person who gets into the hobby, knowing full well that biking on roads is legal but an inconvenience for motorists. It takes a narcissistic sociopath.

Riding around with a chip on your shoulder isn’t healthy; just buy a Peloton.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
3680 posts
Posted on 11/25/22 at 2:20 pm to
If cyclists actually respected the rules of the road, they wouldn’t piss me off so much.
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
14251 posts
Posted on 11/25/22 at 2:20 pm to
frick cyclist.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120165 posts
Posted on 11/25/22 at 2:24 pm to
What about rolling coal in their face while I beat up on my ole lady?
Posted by BarleyPop
Member since Nov 2016
702 posts
Posted on 11/25/22 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

Try to imagine the mindset of a person who gets into the hobby, knowing full well that biking on roads is legal but an inconvenience for motorists. It takes a narcissistic sociopath.

Riding around with a chip on your shoulder isn’t healthy; just buy a Peloton.


1000%. You can see it in the people in here defending it. "Anyone who questions our spandex and bicycles is obviously morbidly obese and has never left Louisiana."
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9241 posts
Posted on 11/25/22 at 2:25 pm to
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I'm literally paid to lift weights, run, bike and swim.

Oh, an intellectual.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120165 posts
Posted on 11/25/22 at 2:26 pm to
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Try to imagine the mindset of a person who gets into the hobby, knowing full well that biking on roads is legal but an inconvenience for motorists.


Wut.

Is an extra 30 seconds to pass a bike that big a deal to you?
This post was edited on 11/25/22 at 2:29 pm
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9241 posts
Posted on 11/25/22 at 2:27 pm to
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Try to imagine the mindset of a person who gets into the hobby, knowing full well that biking on roads is legal but an inconvenience for motorists. It takes a narcissistic sociopath.

Exactly. Ever met a cyclist who wasn't a narcissistic sociopath?
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
12860 posts
Posted on 11/25/22 at 2:30 pm to
"no officer, I didn't notice that motor oil leaking out of the bed of my truck right after I passed them cyclists"
Posted by BarleyPop
Member since Nov 2016
702 posts
Posted on 11/25/22 at 2:32 pm to
So client,

You seem to be exactly the type I want to talk to.

You could still get fully shredded, bench 450, run a 4 minute mile, and be fully badass without being on a bicycle in the highway.

So why do it?
Posted by Taurus
Loozianna
Member since Feb 2015
4955 posts
Posted on 11/25/22 at 2:34 pm to
Kinda simple, just buzz the wanna-be Armstrong cyclist when you pass them. Guaranteed to get their spandex panties bunched up.

I also love riding along the center line(within my lane) when motor bikes hug that center line and their feet cross over. I've had some birds flipped a couple of times. Worth it.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
1456 posts
Posted on 11/25/22 at 2:34 pm to


I probably inadvertently piss them off. I have no issues with them.
This post was edited on 11/25/22 at 2:42 pm
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120165 posts
Posted on 11/25/22 at 2:42 pm to
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Kinda simple, just buzz the wanna-be Armstrong cyclist when you pass them.


Classy
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
8129 posts
Posted on 11/25/22 at 2:43 pm to
Cursing them out is freedom of speech.
Posted by Taurus
Loozianna
Member since Feb 2015
4955 posts
Posted on 11/25/22 at 2:45 pm to
More classy than pseudo pro cyclists getting dressed up in halloween costumes for a bike ride.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19493 posts
Posted on 11/25/22 at 2:46 pm to

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maliciously throwing objects at a bicyclist

Now I don’t know what to do with my vacation time next summer.
Posted by Jumpinjack
Member since Oct 2021
6485 posts
Posted on 11/25/22 at 2:49 pm to
Most of us outgrew bikes pre-teens and all of us were taught not to play in the street. Common sense is uncommon these days.
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