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Posted on 7/16/25 at 1:08 pm to
Posted by Lake08
Member since Jun 2023
2778 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 1:08 pm to
You going to jail, bro

Know what I sayin’
Posted by SaltyMcKracker
Member since Sep 2011
2948 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 1:13 pm to
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Awesome. But maybe there was a back door to try?



If it's anything like my wife, that building would have had to been really drunk for that to have any chance of success.
This post was edited on 7/16/25 at 1:15 pm
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
1621 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

The best part is when he tries to body slam the door open


I thought it was the part where he says "Oh God, please".
Now you have a chance to redeem yourself in the county jail.
Posted by Swamp Angel
Somewhere on a river
Member since Jul 2004
9544 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 2:04 pm to
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First of all this is really old.

It might be old, but it never gets old.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
60524 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 2:30 pm to
Sure wanted to have a different ending.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9429 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 2:57 pm to
Seems like he would have learned his lesson. The same thing has happened in the same exact way for about 5 years now.




All of the Twitter reposters should be banned.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155240 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 2:59 pm to
It's definitely old, but still funny.

I hope he caught some charges for anybody standing outside when he shot through the glass door. Not sure if that's attempted murder or what, but I hope they hit him with the book for that lunacy.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
59259 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

Seems like he would have learned his lesson. The same thing has happened in the same exact way for about 5 years now.

All of the Twitter reposters should be banned.


This is great. Bigfishchoupique is one of few here to consistently post super high quality content.

Piss off.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
36771 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 3:04 pm to
He looks….smart
Posted by BasedAF
Member since Nov 2024
692 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 3:06 pm to
That pesky white supremacy strikes again
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
5454 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 3:15 pm to
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
6017 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 3:35 pm to
The only thing criminals really don’t like is jail. That’s the only stick that works. There are no carrots.
This post was edited on 7/16/25 at 3:36 pm
Posted by nerd guy
Grapevine
Member since Dec 2008
13657 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 3:39 pm to
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Awesome. But maybe there was a back door to try?



He'll get to try that in prison.
Posted by Boston911
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2013
2325 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 3:57 pm to
Too f&$@ng dumb to think maybe theres a back door
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70212 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 4:36 pm to
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I thought it was the part where he says "Oh God, please".


See... proof that God don't exist.
Posted by TheBaker
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2004
4755 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 4:42 pm to
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That ain't shoplifting


That's armed robbery. He's goin to jail.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
20057 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 5:45 pm to
Need legislation for “door control.”

Do you really need locks?
Locks are racist and create an apartheid between shop owners and unplanned donation collectors.
Posted by speedybaw
Member since Apr 2025
358 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 8:33 pm to
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the girl that locked him in will probably get charged with false imprisonment and/or kidnapping

Hopefully next time she will just have a gun and shoot the black thug dead. Also everyone knew what was gonna happen as soon as the black thug walked in. But why is it be?
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