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re: Crazy/Silly/Dumb female stories. Share here.
Posted on 6/20/19 at 9:02 pm to ThatMakesSense
Posted on 6/20/19 at 9:02 pm to ThatMakesSense
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Met an MC during Mardi Gras at a bar on Bourbon, she got cute with me. Was actually buying me drinks from the stage.
She finally finishes her duties, we have more drinks and fun. Leave the bar, it's 6AM or so. Catch a cab.
A very strong North African was the cab driver, also sitting shotgun was another woman, his woman.
About 10 seconds into the ride, me and MC lady are in the back and she 'recognizes' the woman sitting in front. Absolutely goes off on this lady. I've never heard some of the names she was calling her.
Cabbie obviously takes offense to this and says handle your woman. I calmly explain I just met this creature and know nothing about this BS.
Get back to MC house, she's still in a tizzy, calls the woman from the cab. Spoiler: its a total other chick. Surprise. She goes off the rails again for 30 minutes about this other female.
I constitute our one night stand and fall asleep.
Congrats on the HIV and herpes.
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Posted on 6/20/19 at 9:29 pm to X123F45
I think I heard this on late night with Dalyla a few weeks ago.
Posted on 6/20/19 at 9:34 pm to X123F45
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So to answer your question. Yes. Yes we did. Body and soul.
You are gayer than me by a fricking mile, you big pussy.
Posted on 6/20/19 at 9:36 pm to X123F45
quote:rondo >>>> Rando
But, for 15 years... It's a yearly reminder. That neither of us can bring ourselves to delete.
So to answer your question. Yes. Yes we did. Body and soul.
And that’s faint praise, to be sure.
Posted on 6/20/19 at 10:15 pm to soccerfüt
Body and soul? Sounds psychosexual, put down the bong.
Posted on 6/20/19 at 10:26 pm to ThatMakesSense
About 17 yrs old. Went out to the bars and banged this girl in my dad's truck. Well her younger sister was friends with my sister and was sleeping at my parents house. When I got back home, I banged her too. I never washed my dick in between the sex.
This post was edited on 6/20/19 at 10:27 pm
Posted on 6/20/19 at 11:01 pm to mikelbr
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You are gayer than me by a fricking mile, you big pussy.
You blocked me on Facebook twat waffle
Posted on 6/20/19 at 11:03 pm to X123F45
Rando that story was so sad. I feel for you man.
Posted on 6/20/19 at 11:08 pm to Michael Hayes
About 17 yrs old. Went out to the bars and banged this girl in my dad's truck. Well her younger sister was friends with my sister and was sleeping at my parents house. When I got back home, I banged her too. I never washed my dick in between the sex
So, 11or so?
So, 11or so?
This post was edited on 6/20/19 at 11:11 pm
Posted on 6/20/19 at 11:27 pm to ThatMakesSense
Dumb female story
I was working as a line cook at Hooters for a few years in the 90’s. About a year or so the hype starts building up for the upcoming Titanic movie.
Ditzy Hooter girl: I can’t wait
Me: Well...you know how it ends
DHG: (In full pissy voice) How do YOU know?
I was working as a line cook at Hooters for a few years in the 90’s. About a year or so the hype starts building up for the upcoming Titanic movie.
Ditzy Hooter girl: I can’t wait
Me: Well...you know how it ends
DHG: (In full pissy voice) How do YOU know?
Posted on 6/20/19 at 11:28 pm to ThatMakesSense
Nice try, Letters to Penthouse.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 2:36 am to ThatMakesSense
Well, the best one is off the top of my head is back when I was a Junior in high school. Through some house parties we were having at the time I sort of very drunkenly met this girl who was already out of high school a year or two (that’s right, an older woman 
) and we ended up doing some foreplay the first night we met (I was hammered drunk, apparently kept calling her this other girl’s name)
The girl was a total whore and already had a kid but I was 16 or 17 and while she was no supermodel she was at least skinny and at the time that was good enough for me so we would hook up and bang a couple times a week off and on for the next couple of months I don’t remember the exact time frame
Anyhow the reason this fits in this thread is for the first while of us banging my young dumbass never once wore a condom or pulled out. Just came in her every time like the genius I was. Thankfully she never got pregnant but one day I told her “you know, I guess I should really get some condoms” and she responded with “why don’t you just do what you always do and not cum?”
I was momentarily baffled but after stumbling over my words for a minute I managed to play it off and we didn’t discuss it much further but I did start wearing rubbers and I guess I know how she ended up with the kid
Love my wife dearly but miss that girl sometimes, if I knew then what I know now I’d have prolly just married her and never looked back. She was very generous
) and we ended up doing some foreplay the first night we met (I was hammered drunk, apparently kept calling her this other girl’s name) The girl was a total whore and already had a kid but I was 16 or 17 and while she was no supermodel she was at least skinny and at the time that was good enough for me so we would hook up and bang a couple times a week off and on for the next couple of months I don’t remember the exact time frame
Anyhow the reason this fits in this thread is for the first while of us banging my young dumbass never once wore a condom or pulled out. Just came in her every time like the genius I was. Thankfully she never got pregnant but one day I told her “you know, I guess I should really get some condoms” and she responded with “why don’t you just do what you always do and not cum?”
I was momentarily baffled but after stumbling over my words for a minute I managed to play it off and we didn’t discuss it much further but I did start wearing rubbers and I guess I know how she ended up with the kid
Love my wife dearly but miss that girl sometimes, if I knew then what I know now I’d have prolly just married her and never looked back. She was very generous
Posted on 6/21/19 at 4:03 am to ThatMakesSense
Got punched in the face by some pregnant chick at a Chevelle concert. I just laughed at her and she started bawling
Posted on 6/21/19 at 5:13 am to Michael Hayes
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my sister and was sleeping at my parents house. When I got back home, I banged her too.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 8:35 am to Sentrius
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Also have you noticed how women are more attracted to you and start talking to you more if you have a GF/Wife
This statement resonates. The moment I get into a relationship you would think that there is a PSA that tells every woman that I am an OT baller with a 10” dong. I guess they want what they can’t have.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 8:38 am to Wishnitwas1998
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back when I was a Junior in high school.
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I was 16 or 17
morning Jethro
Posted on 6/21/19 at 8:59 am to Wishnitwas1998
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The girl was a total whore and already had a kid but I was 16 or 17
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if I knew then what I know now I’d have prolly just married her and never looked back
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The girl was a total whore
wow
Posted on 6/21/19 at 9:04 am to Sentrius
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Also have you noticed how women are more attracted to you and start talking to you more if you have a GF/Wife?
Because it shows you're a valuable and desired man.
Plus (most) married men won't pursue women while out so women get attracted to the guy who isn't trying to frick them.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 9:30 am to Wishnitwas1998
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I guess I know how she ended up with the kid
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I knew then what I know now I’d have prolly just married her and never looked back. She was very generous
Posted on 6/21/19 at 10:12 am to X123F45
So you fricked her once and then she just kinda quit?
Exactly how small is your dick?
Exactly how small is your dick?
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