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re: Crazy/Silly/Dumb female stories. Share here.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 10:44 am to ThatMakesSense
Posted on 6/21/19 at 10:44 am to ThatMakesSense
When I was in college my girlfriend called me from her apartment that was 100 miles away from where I was. I ignored the call a couple times because I was hanging out with my buddies. On like the 4th call in a row I answered and said what's up. She said I cant believe you were ignoring me I need help. I said ok what's going on. She said I just walked up to the door at my apartment and it is broken like somebody kicked it in what should I do.
Naturally I had been drinking so I said just go inside and give the burglar the phone and let me talk to him. She said omg I'm serious a-hole what do I do. I said why in the hell are you calling me I'm 100 miles away call the damn police idiot.
I still like telling that one when she is around.
Naturally I had been drinking so I said just go inside and give the burglar the phone and let me talk to him. She said omg I'm serious a-hole what do I do. I said why in the hell are you calling me I'm 100 miles away call the damn police idiot.
I still like telling that one when she is around.
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Posted on 6/21/19 at 10:57 am to ThatMakesSense
TLDR
Posted on 6/21/19 at 11:05 am to PrivatePublic
quote:
So you fricked her once and then she just kinda quit?
Exactly how small is your dick?
We dated for 3 years as adults after knowing each other from when we were kids.
I left her for a pretty girl with a fat arse. That's my bad.
This post was edited on 6/21/19 at 11:40 am
Posted on 6/21/19 at 11:14 am to ThatMakesSense
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Crazy/Silly/Dumb female
Cute.
I was once heavily involved with a woman named Margo, short for Margaret.
She's now called Marco, short for Marco.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 11:32 am to X123F45
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fat ads
Marketing executive?
Didn’t you say the other chick shitcanned you?
Posted on 6/21/19 at 11:33 am to stapuffmarshy
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was once heavily involved with a woman named Margo, short for Margaret.
She's now called Marco, short for Marco.
It’s one thing to turn them gay. It’s something else to turn them into a man
Posted on 6/21/19 at 11:42 am to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Marketing executive?
Didn’t you say the other chick shitcanned you?
She was selling something alright.
I was an alcoholic POS who she would have been stupid to marry. So I torpedoed the relationship. Coward's move.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 1:27 pm to X123F45
I started dating a freshman when I was a junior in high school and she cheated on me after 4 years. That is all I’ve got
Posted on 6/21/19 at 1:31 pm to ThatMakesSense
quote:*consummate???
I constitute our one night stand
Posted on 6/21/19 at 1:33 pm to ThatMakesSense
Females hate each other.
Only us men can sit down and get along.
Only us men can sit down and get along.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 1:34 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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It’s one thing to turn them gay. It’s something else to turn them into a man
It's the headline of my resume.
I turned a woman into a man, baby
Posted on 6/21/19 at 1:35 pm to ThatMakesSense
Had a one nighter with a girl back in college. We never exchanged any sort of contact info. At least I knew what this was. Took her to her car the next morning and went to class. Got back from home and found a note on my dresser laying out the details of shite that she wanted to do with me and to me. Tagged it with "I think I love you, (name)."
She had crawled through my damn window to leave this note. I noped right the frick out of that one.
She had crawled through my damn window to leave this note. I noped right the frick out of that one.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 4:03 pm to Cump11b
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wow
Hey man, the older you get the more and more you’ll value whores
Posted on 6/21/19 at 4:52 pm to AUstar
You’re a disrespectful, piece of shite of a person.
Posted on 6/21/19 at 6:47 pm to X123F45
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You blocked me on Facebook twat waffle
No I did not. Would never! I deleted Facebook. I'll be back with new profile around 4th of July.
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