crazy neighbors

ok, so here is a little back history. My wife and I bought a house two doors down from her mother who loves to cook and she watches our kids so its a win win. We never have to cook! The house we bought is on 5 acres with 100 or leyland cypress trees on top of a hill. We couldnt pass up the house because we got it for 80k and its owner financed at 2% interest. We will have it paid off in 15 years.

We have a neighbor that is honest to God looks like wrong turn. Her entire family does! They holler and scream when they talk and they say the f bomb every other word. Its like they are speaking another language and it sounds like all they are saying is "fricken fracken" and cant understand them. When they get in a fight, which is daily, you can hear them for what seems like miles. The woman was married to her first cousin who shared the same last name. Her husband died and his brother moved in. He looks like a shorter version of Lurch from the Addams family and he works at the mental hospital in Jackson Louisiana as a guard. Her daughter lives with her as well and she is missing all of her teeth and she is raising her son to be just like them. Yesterday we could here the 4 year old little boy telling the grand maw "F*** you" and the grand maw responded with "your not going to F****ing talk to me like that "fricken fracken" etc.

At first we tolerated them, but then the woman one day out of the blue calls my wife and tells her that she is coming to get our Kubota to cut her grass. I got on the phone and politely told her no. The next time the woman called she asked for a key to our house so that she could use our exercise equipment. The woman had never been in our house to know we had equipment so I had to get ugly with the woman.

Someone please tell me they have neighbors that are worst than this!

On the other hand they can put on a good show. The woman sells water melons and last 4th of July she got in a fight with her brother in law and her daughter over something and she took off real fast down our road and spilled water melons all they way down. The next morning there were smashed water melons all over the road. The cops were called out twice that night to their house. It was better than fire works.


I live in Washington Parish BTW