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Crazy flight to Minneapolis today
Posted on 2/24/20 at 1:08 pm
Posted on 2/24/20 at 1:08 pm
Our flight attendant frantically asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" and the guy next to me leapt up and said "yes!" The guy is around 35 with a suit and tie on and looks professional enough so the flight attendant grabs him and takes him to the back of the plane to work on this passenger.
The guy then performed a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade from razor in his dock kit and bic ballpoint pen.
The passenger expired and then the guy sits down next to me as we head into Minneapolis and he tells me "that was thrilling" and he is "thinking of going to doctor school now." My jaw just hit the floor thinking he was full of shite but I when I asked him what he did for a living he said he was a commercial roofing salesman.
If there is an emergency on these flights can't the damn stewardess verify if someone is doctor or not in these life and death situations?
The guy then performed a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade from razor in his dock kit and bic ballpoint pen.
The passenger expired and then the guy sits down next to me as we head into Minneapolis and he tells me "that was thrilling" and he is "thinking of going to doctor school now." My jaw just hit the floor thinking he was full of shite but I when I asked him what he did for a living he said he was a commercial roofing salesman.
If there is an emergency on these flights can't the damn stewardess verify if someone is doctor or not in these life and death situations?
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Posted on 2/24/20 at 1:09 pm to MrLSU
Yeah I'm gonna need a news article or something because this sounds really made up
Posted on 2/24/20 at 1:10 pm to MrLSU
Oh, shut the frick up...
Posted on 2/24/20 at 1:10 pm to MrLSU
i don't believe you.
Posted on 2/24/20 at 1:10 pm to MrLSU
Well you’re lying but this should make an ok afternoon thread
Posted on 2/24/20 at 1:10 pm to MrLSU
that's a quick way to go to prison
Posted on 2/24/20 at 1:10 pm to MrLSU
Thanks for stealing this from Twitter and attempting to pass it off as your own you dumb boomer.
Posted on 2/24/20 at 1:11 pm to MrLSU
Posted on 2/24/20 at 1:11 pm to MrLSU
Oh my. That’ll make national news if true. 
RIP passenger.
RIP passenger.
Posted on 2/24/20 at 1:11 pm to MrLSU
Is this supposed to be a funny joke? It's a terrible punchline and you're a terrible joke teller.
Posted on 2/24/20 at 1:11 pm to MrLSU
Posted on 2/24/20 at 1:12 pm to MrLSU
I believe I already saw this joke on twitter.
Posted on 2/24/20 at 1:12 pm to MrLSU
quote:
Our flight attendant frantically asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" and the guy next to me leapt up and said "yes!" The guy is around 35 with a suit and tie on and looks professional enough so the flight attendant grabs him and takes him to the back of the plane to work on this passenger.
The guy then performed a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade from razor in his dock kit and bic ballpoint pen.
Thats incredible!
quote:
The passenger expired and then the guy sits down next to me as we head into Minneapolis and he tells me "that was thrilling" and he is "thinking of going to doctor school now." My jaw just hit the floor thinking he was full of shite but I when I asked him what he did for a living he said he was a commercial roofing salesman.
You suck
Posted on 2/24/20 at 1:12 pm to MrLSU
this is banworthy FWIW
Posted on 2/24/20 at 1:12 pm to MrLSU
quote:alter for MrUSL
MrLSU
Posted on 2/24/20 at 1:13 pm to MrLSU
BS.
Posted on 2/24/20 at 1:13 pm to MrLSU
Stop, one shite gnome is enough. We don't need another one.
Posted on 2/24/20 at 1:14 pm to MrLSU
I'll take "Things That Did Not Happen" for $1000 Alex.
Posted on 2/24/20 at 1:14 pm to MrLSU
This is real believable because the first time I had a tracheotomy done on a plane it was a commercial gutter leaf protection salesman which is very close to commercial roofing salesmen.
Posted on 2/24/20 at 1:14 pm to MrLSU
I too read social media
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