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Craziest work holiday party stories?
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:10 pm
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:10 pm
We went to a strip club after once. So mine are pretty boring.
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:10 pm to TigersHuskers
Any ones where alcohol was involved
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:10 pm to TigersHuskers
I work with your mom, so...
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:20 pm to TigersHuskers
I had sex with the cleaning lady on the desk in my office.
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:22 pm to TigersHuskers
Top shelfed the owner at a party at his house.
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:24 pm to TigersHuskers
used to work for an annoying strict baptist dude... every party was awful and damn near mandatory. When I went to another branch and he traveled for the christmas party at a restaurant he got loose and ordered A bud light.... we thought the world was ending... that's all I got. I gotta work better places
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:25 pm to PrimeTime Money
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I had sex with the cleaning lady on the desk in my office.
:wasthatwrong:
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:26 pm to TigersHuskers
My office does a "Holiday Luncheon" every year on a Tuesday afternoon, and no alcohol is served.
One of the top reasons I want to quit TBH.
One of the top reasons I want to quit TBH.
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:26 pm to TigersHuskers
I got blackout drunk at one back in my Louisiana days and was making out with the CEO's daughter then went home with her. I later left that company and then was rehired by that same CEO after having a brief thing with his daughter that didn't end pretty. The man was good at separating business and personal dealings
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:29 pm to HippieTiger
Plant Operators openly admitting to each other about hiring escorts just to show off to bosses
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:30 pm to el Gaucho
quote:sonic has Christmas parties?
I got fired
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:31 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
This is when I worked at jitb
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:33 pm to TigersHuskers
Our work parties regularly end with someone crying. Could be good or bad tears, but tears are a solid bet.
This post was edited on 12/6/17 at 5:34 pm
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:36 pm to TigersHuskers
Last year at the post party (still on company dime, CEO still there) a coworkers husband got drunk, fell, and had to take a trip to the emergency room. AP clerk was drunk and throwing up and stole the owners sons Uber.
This year instead of a Christmas Party we had a retreat style thing at a ranch. We had a concert the first night and then a dinner/cocktail hour the next. Same guy on the next night is using empty wine bottles as titty cannons. One of the waitresses got fired for acting inappropriately toward our interns. One intern ruined his mattress and the company got charged a fee for that...not sure whatever came of that.
That’s a few of the ones that stick out.
This year instead of a Christmas Party we had a retreat style thing at a ranch. We had a concert the first night and then a dinner/cocktail hour the next. Same guy on the next night is using empty wine bottles as titty cannons. One of the waitresses got fired for acting inappropriately toward our interns. One intern ruined his mattress and the company got charged a fee for that...not sure whatever came of that.
That’s a few of the ones that stick out.
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:40 pm to TigersHuskers
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Craziest work holiday party stories?
No crazy ones from any professional job I've had, but when I was in my early 20s in Dallas I worked at an adult video store that had those booths for dancers. That holiday party was insane.
Open Bar? Check
Porn on projection screens? Check
A metric shite ton of cocaine, acid, mushrooms, and weed? Check
6 male employees and 14 female employees? Check
A pool, a bounce house, and a full size merry-go-round? Check
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:42 pm to southernelite
Shity no alchol luncheons now after many years of live bands, unlimited booze, great food... until the owners son lost his life across the country driving drunk.
But the commoners and stakeholders would be dissspointed if my sales team didn't showed up a bit loose.... we start the day with breakfast and bloody's celebrating how we carry the whole fricking thing
But the commoners and stakeholders would be dissspointed if my sales team didn't showed up a bit loose.... we start the day with breakfast and bloody's celebrating how we carry the whole fricking thing
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:46 pm to TigersHuskers
Girl who worked as a hostess (i don’t think was 18 either but who knows) and the owner were outside talking on the deck by themselves and then she comes storming in the restaurant pissed off but didn’t tell anybody what happened. We shrug because he was an arse and too busy drinking having a good time to care.
Here boyfriend shows up in the parking lot about ten min later hollaring for the owner guy to come outside and fight him. Owner wouldn’t go outside lol. After a while he goes outside and talks to the dude for a min then he leaves. Come to find out he slipped his hand up her shirt (he’s in his 60s) and she called the boyfriend. He paid them $5000 to drop it so they did.
I saw chicks strip in there and make out with each other too after hours but not at an Xmas party.
Restaurants
Here boyfriend shows up in the parking lot about ten min later hollaring for the owner guy to come outside and fight him. Owner wouldn’t go outside lol. After a while he goes outside and talks to the dude for a min then he leaves. Come to find out he slipped his hand up her shirt (he’s in his 60s) and she called the boyfriend. He paid them $5000 to drop it so they did.
I saw chicks strip in there and make out with each other too after hours but not at an Xmas party.
Restaurants
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:50 pm to TigersHuskers
I avoid the dreaded Christmas party like the plague.
Forced fun.
Forced fun.
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:54 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Restaurants
Doesn't get much wilder than service industry holiday parties.
I've walked in on people fricking in the bathroom, doing coke off counters, seen fights break out between line cooks, seen marriages ended because of hookups that happened at the after parties.
First threesome I had was after my first restaurant Xmas party. Good times.
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