A few years ago my GF and I left the after party bar and headed home. I couldn't get the door to my building unlocked, which happens occasionally during the winter up here, so she said that we should just go to her place. We grabbed an Uber and went over there, and I was apparently adamant that wanted to sleep in my own bed, and I drunkenly ran away.

I got in an Uber, or at least what I thought was an Uber, to head home. At one point, the driver reaches back and starts rubbing my knee. I sobered up REAL quick, told myself to stay cool. Luckily got home un-raped. #metoo

The next evening, I got a call from a coworker asking if I had heard from another coworker. He apparently pulled an Irish goodbye after I left, forgot his coat (in Chicago in December) and wasn't responding to anyone. Found out Monday that he apparently fell into a stairwell/recessed area alongside a building, had broken a few bones in his face and an arm, and was found by someone walking their dog the next morning.

That was a messed up year. Definitely the exception, not the rule.

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Posted by DavidTheGnome

Monroe

Member since Apr 2015

31597 posts

Posted on 12/6/17 at 6:05 pm to baseballmind1212

I’ve never had a threesome, much less can call one my first..

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Posted by TigersHuskers

Nebraska

Member since Oct 2014

15523 posts

Posted on 12/6/17 at 7:39 pm to baseballmind1212

quote:
st threesome I had was after my first restaurant Xmas party. Good time

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Posted by Keltic Tiger

Baton Rouge

Member since Dec 2006

22352 posts

Posted on 12/6/17 at 7:41 pm to TigersHuskers

Post Christmas Party funny story. At the party, a law firm in N.O. gag gifts were the order of the day. A junior female partner, the prim & proper type, was given a huge black dildo. She left it in its box, tossed it in the trunk of her car & forgot all bout it. Two weeks later she goes to Angola to take a deposition. One of the prison guards, a huge black male, opens her car's trunk & pulls out the dildo. In front of a long line of cars waiting to be inspected, he held it over his head, waving it around. Ms. Prim & Proper bout died of embarrassment. Every time after that, when ever it came out that she had a deposition, she was asked if she had her dildo packed.

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Posted by notiger1997

Metairie

Member since May 2009

61810 posts

Posted on 12/6/17 at 7:43 pm to TigersHuskers

Got asked to feel on a women's bare tits to see if I thought they were fake or real.
I knew they were fake, but she wanted me to help try to convince to other mignons that they were real. My wife didn't even mind.
This was a small company and I was only 26 or so.

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Posted by LSU alum wannabe

Katy, TX

Member since Jan 2004

27875 posts

Posted on 12/6/17 at 8:09 pm to TigersHuskers

I go very sparingly. One involved me saying “you can’t make a statement like that. You don’t really know the first fricking thing about me!”

It was directed at a manager. Didn’t get fired either.

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Posted by lsutigersFTW

Lafayette

Member since Jun 2008

8055 posts

Posted on 12/6/17 at 8:35 pm to TigersHuskers

One of our secretaries brought her son who got into the booze. He called and invited a couple of his friends and said “come on it’s all you can drink!” which pissed a couple of the bosses off who overheard him talking on the phone. They pulled the secreatary aside to tell her about what they heard, and then she and her son left.

Nothing too scandalous but I’m glad the bosses shut that crap down and didn’t let it turn into a frat party.

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