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COVID shown to shrink penis size

Posted on 4/16/22 at 9:04 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57247 posts
Posted on 4/16/22 at 9:04 pm
That’s it boys…my pure blood status about to be revoked

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He added, though, that he "seemed to be left with a lasting problem" after he noticed his previously "above average" penis had shrunk by an inch and a half compared to its size before he was ill with the virus.

According to the man, who is not named in the correspondence, his doctors advised him that the shrinkage was due to "vascular damage" and is likely permanent.


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A small study by the University of Miami Miller School of Medicine in Florida, the US, analysed penile tissue from four men who had previously contracted the virus - two undergoing surgery for a penile prosthesis to treat ED and two who weren't. Researchers discovered traces of the virus could still be found in the genitals months after infection.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53570 posts
Posted on 4/16/22 at 9:05 pm to
Good. I'm pretty sure toting mine around for all these years is what has dickered my back.
Posted by ItNeverRains
37069
Member since Oct 2007
25397 posts
Posted on 4/16/22 at 9:06 pm to
Poor fricking Asians
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11796 posts
Posted on 4/16/22 at 9:07 pm to
It’s true.. I went from 12.5 to 12 inches. Your mother still likes it though.
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11796 posts
Posted on 4/16/22 at 9:07 pm to
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
67661 posts
Posted on 4/16/22 at 9:09 pm to
oh well, maybe the women won't complain about the pain as often
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3486 posts
Posted on 4/16/22 at 9:12 pm to
shite, now she's definitely gonna start to question whether that's really eight inches.
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7311 posts
Posted on 4/16/22 at 9:13 pm to
Damn I must have had COVID 50 times then.
Posted by DabosDynasty
Member since Apr 2017
5177 posts
Posted on 4/16/22 at 9:21 pm to
quote:

COVID shown to shrink penis size


Well the virus originated in Asia
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41536 posts
Posted on 4/16/22 at 9:23 pm to
Had I known that, I would’ve been wearing four masks and a face shield.
Posted by Wrenchruh
Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2012
2413 posts
Posted on 4/16/22 at 9:23 pm to
If mine gets any smaller I’ll have to change my pronouns.
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
34013 posts
Posted on 4/16/22 at 9:25 pm to
Dammit, I had it twice!

Posted by RDOtiger
Zachary
Member since Oct 2013
1146 posts
Posted on 4/16/22 at 9:25 pm to
I’ve been married for 15 years…I’m not concerned about size; just being able to use the damn thing.
Posted by NASA_ISS_Tiger
Huntsville, Al via Sulphur, LA
Member since Sep 2005
7977 posts
Posted on 4/16/22 at 9:28 pm to
Damn. Now we know why the damn Chinese invented that virus...they wanted to level the playing field. They were tired of losing their women to BBC.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13794 posts
Posted on 4/16/22 at 9:35 pm to
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I’ve been married for 15 years…I’m not concerned about size; just being able to use the damn thing.

That’s what they’re getting at when they say size doesn’t matter.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 4/16/22 at 9:38 pm to
It was already microscopic anyway
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12384 posts
Posted on 4/16/22 at 9:41 pm to
Explains a lot about why the Poli tards are getting more unhinged by the day.
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36312 posts
Posted on 4/16/22 at 9:47 pm to
Nice, this will be my go to excuse
Posted by adavis
North of I-10
Member since Aug 2007
5749 posts
Posted on 4/16/22 at 9:50 pm to
Finally some answers. I’ve had Covid 4 times.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81342 posts
Posted on 4/16/22 at 10:27 pm to
Anthony Fauci fundraised for this and his people created this in a lab. And he's still got tremendous influence on our lives somehow. Makes me furious.
This post was edited on 4/16/22 at 10:29 pm
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