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re: Could you beat Ed Orgeron in a fight?

Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:49 pm to
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:49 pm to
If I got to have sex with his wife I’d attempt to fight him.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35348 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:49 pm to


You sound sexy. Will you let me PIIYB?
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8587 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:52 pm to
I would flatten the shrimp boat captain in under 30 seconds
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:56 pm to
Yes, without a doubt. But I fight competitively so I could take the vast majority of people
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
7904 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:58 pm to
No
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7311 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:59 pm to
Not a chance. I'd get get off one or two hits, then he'd subdue me with a headbutt. I'd wind up stuck up in a tree when all is said and done.
Posted by PhiTiger1764
Lurker since Aug 2003
Member since Oct 2009
13847 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:00 pm to


he looks like he can scrap
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:10 pm to
I’m a buck 70 and haven’t been in a fight since middle school. He’d slide me across the parking lot.
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
38652 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:13 pm to
I'm confident I could outrun him regardless of how many redbulls he downed.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20475 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:18 pm to
He seems like the kind of Neanderthal that feels no pain. He’s the kid when you were growing up that always hurt someone else playing in the backyard because he didn’t know his own strength. I’m not fighting that.

However, I’ll take him on head-to-head in a pub quiz anytime anyplace.
This post was edited on 11/30/17 at 10:22 pm
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:20 pm to
quote:

Will you let me PIIYB?



I like Johnny Walker.


Neat
Posted by ELVIS U
Member since Feb 2007
9920 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:26 pm to
Yes
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
21443 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:38 pm to
quote:

Could you beat Ed Orgeron in a fight?


After Troy beat us, 100%.

Any other time, 1%.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20351 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:47 pm to
The question is, why would I want to fight Ed Orgeron? I'd rather buy the old baw a beer.
Posted by Macintosh504
Leveraging Salaries University
Member since Sep 2011
52530 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:48 pm to
Yes. He would be gasping for air in under 30 seconds
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9449 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:49 pm to
I'll also be honest here: I'm bigger, but probably not stronger, and definitely not faster. I have no illusions of invincibility of any kind. I don't know if I have a Rocky Balboa-esque strong jaw, but I've taken a couple of severe beatings in the past and remained in the fight.

I hate my chances.

CEO would have to be killing someone I loved before I'd frick with him.

I don't know about his old man strength and strong core coupled with red bull fueled punching power, but Ed looks like the kind of guy who actually likes to fight. A lot. Win or lose. I'm not fricking with somebody like that.

(Too bad Hammertime is MIA. I'd love to hear about how he'd whip O's arse after working a 16 hr shift and drinking 2 fifths of JD.)
Posted by CapperVin
Member since Apr 2013
10531 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:50 pm to
Without a doubt
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8587 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:56 pm to
quote:

but I've taken a couple of severe beatings in the past

Go on
Posted by SeabrookTiger
Seabrook, TX
Member since Dec 2007
1001 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 11:06 pm to
Hell no. Anyone that orders double coleslaw is a genuine psychopath and should be approached with caution.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27349 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 11:12 pm to
quote:

Yes. He would be gasping for air in under 30 seconds



A gas tank is immaterial if he takes you down in 20.

Having said that, he runs a pretty good bit. Better shape than most.
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