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re: Could Louisiana Support A Huge Amusement Park Similar to Disney World?

Posted on 6/24/16 at 11:04 am to
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 6/24/16 at 11:04 am to
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You don't need a pipeline of movies to build a successful theme park.


Those areas have a much larger population to draw from. If parks don't have the cash flow to constantly evolve, then their offering eventually becomes stale with the local population. Having a small local population means that your numbers begin to dwindle very quickly.

Most people coming to South Louisiana are drawn for cultural and historical tourism. A theme park would have to be a true resort draw in of itself to ever be successful. If not, you are only going to have people spending maybe an afternoon there while they are in town. That doesn't do a very good job of making very much money off of each guest.

The resort would allow you to capture revenue from all aspects of their trip: lodging, entertainment, food, and merchandise. However, that would take a mega dollars investment that is just too risky.
Posted by forever lsu30
Member since Nov 2005
4042 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 12:54 pm to
You'd need far too many things to fall into place:
(In no particular order)

1. Corrupt LA politicians would need to be out of office/exposed very publically
2. MSY & BTR would essentially have to become 24 hr airports
3. South LA would have to become the cleanest place in the country virtually overnight. Litter, green mold growth, flood/mud clean ups, landscaping, pressure washing of restaurants/parking lots/every visible office & residential building, etc.
4. Every hotel within 60 square miles of the park would need to be upgraded, cleaned, competitively priced, & WELL staffed (educated, well spoken, caring, presentable, etc)
5. Every local, state, & federal police/fire/emergency department will need to be properly funded, fully staffed, & coordinated efforts between them & the Park company will need to be well established.
6. Staffing of the park & surrounding businesses will take care of itself as the local work force will weed themselves out & importing of desriable workers will begin practically overnight.
7. Mosquito & LA summer heat control will need to be of the utmost priority. Having lived in both South LA & Orlando, FL I can tell you without a doubt thay the heat/humidity/natural wind differences are intense. People from outsode LA will simply get ill over & over on a week long family trip without some modern advances.
Add to that the mosquitos that people from outside the South that would visit the park & eat mouths full of our state bird as well as go home with 100s of bites....yeah that wouldn't bode well.
8. Parks of this stature hold their own strict protocols & procedures to prevent & handle issues like what Jazzland experienced i.e. Summer Day Long babysitter park. That simply would not happen as park security would escort them off the premises so as not to trouble the real guests.


There's more, but that's that's enough for now that'll really no ever happen here simply because #1 will never happen.
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 6:51 pm to
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This guy from Houma certainly thinks so:
Bon Temps Resort

Dude has been taking money in exchange for "shares" in the park for years now and promising ground breaking soon but in reality has nothing. It's nuts.

Bonus FB page


I know this guy. He is not living in reality. I wish I could tell his few "investors" to demand their money back immediately.

He's gonna build a $400 million theme park on a few $10,000 investments? Lord have mercy.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 7:02 pm to
Walt loved New Orleans. He has many New Orleans art pieces including this really nice late 19th century harpsichord painted from an Algiers vantage of the St Louis Cathedrals new spires.



Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 7:07 pm to
No.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76146 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 7:22 pm to
Your list of eight was well thought-out and brought up great points but your Number Six needs to be ranked Number One (imo)-

Work Ethic:
Where in NOLA or BTR will a potential employer find hundreds of polite, responsible, punctual, hard-working, self-motivated employees with Disney-like staff level's skills?

They simply aren't here. No matter what the pay & benefits. Culturally we do not make them in sufficient quantities here.

tl/dr: You would have to import the help.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
158988 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 7:25 pm to
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The Wisconsin dells could economically support a significant investment in an amusement park
put a farmer there and maybe you got something
Posted by TigerLicks
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2003
11609 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

Could Louisiana Support A Huge Amusement Park Similar to Disney World?

Up until the mid 70's when New Orleans was a powerful southern city yes. Now it'd a flat out laughable flop.
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 5:05 pm to
Update on this Bon Temps "theme park" project. He's been putting focus groups together lately. If an OT'er would get into one of these and report back so we can have a first hand account of this lunacy, then your first drink is on me.
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 5:13 pm to
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Hell no

Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15405 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 5:47 pm to
I think the answer is clear
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
23416 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 6:58 pm to
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Thanks. It changes frequently. Even if its 2 or 3, that's still fricking abysmal.


Is it? Why exactly do you think that?

Fortune 500 is also public companies...whole lot more to where these companies are HQd than politics.

Posted by munchman
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
10371 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 7:24 pm to
Sure we got the gators already.
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 7:49 pm to
Lets see, a family in some small Midwest town gets to take one major vacation with the kids every couple of years, where are they going to go, Louisiana or Florida? Would take about a microsecond to make that decision.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76146 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 7:54 pm to
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put a farmer there and maybe you got something
The cheese stands alone.
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 8:48 pm to
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Disney originally wanted to put Disney World in Covington.


I had always heard it was the Hammond/Livingston area.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 8:52 pm to
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