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re: Corny jokes. Let’s hear ‘em

Posted on 11/22/22 at 1:31 pm to
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
37064 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 1:31 pm to
Why'd the dentist monk stop using Novocaine?


He wanted to transcend dental medication...
Posted by SA4LSU
AZ
Member since Sep 2005
4584 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 1:33 pm to
What do you call a gator in a vest?

An investigator.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130481 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 1:35 pm to
You know Ghandi, right? Fascinating fellow. They say he walked barefoot everywhere, constantly fasted, and when he did eat, he would eat all manner of weird insects and pungent foods



He was a Super Calloused Fragile Mystic Plagued by Halitosis
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9128 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 1:41 pm to
What do you call a 2x4 just sitting around with nothing to do?

Board.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
7336 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 1:46 pm to
My cousin spent $250,000 on a degree in Archaeology.

Now his life is in ruins.
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4821 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 2:05 pm to
Why do you keep secrets from pigs?
They will squeal on you
Posted by SoFlaGuy
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Apr 2020
1930 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 2:06 pm to
What do gay horses eat?


Heeeyyyyyyyyy
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70606 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 2:07 pm to
What's the best time to go to the dentist?



2:30
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
24451 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 2:10 pm to
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays.

But in mediaeval times people were called lance a lot.
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4821 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 2:12 pm to
Chicken has bills.
Chicken loses job
Chicken strips
Posted by Lokistale
Member since Aug 2013
1238 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 2:12 pm to
What's brown and sticky....?

A stick.
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4821 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 2:19 pm to
What species of dinosaur is unidentified?

frickiffino
Posted by Swamp Angel
Somewhere on a river
Member since Jul 2004
8894 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 2:46 pm to
Three men walk into a bar.


The fourth one ducks.
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
4563 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 2:50 pm to
Why’d the man cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4821 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 2:57 pm to
What do you call a corn cob with one kernel?

A unicorn
Posted by Pisco
Mayfield, Kentucky
Member since Dec 2019
4121 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 3:01 pm to
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotopus
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4821 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 3:05 pm to
What do you call dismissive cheese?

Queso
Posted by Mufassa
Member since Aug 2012
1711 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way.

One time a popsicle stick had this stupid joke and I still think the answer I made up was better than the actual answer.

My answer: A rare hare snare
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35288 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 4:17 pm to
Why did the scarecrow when an award?


He was outstanding in his field.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35288 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 4:18 pm to
What do you call a short fortune teller on the run from the law?


A little medium at large.
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