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Corny jokes. Let’s hear ‘em

Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:48 am
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
3150 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:48 am
I’ll start.
Why don’t roosters wear pants?
Because their pecker is on their head!
Posted by FrancisCostello
Member since Dec 2013
259 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:49 am to
What’d the suspenders say to the pants?

Sup britches
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
33881 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:51 am to
What happens if you swallow corn on the cob whole? You get cornstipated

Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62795 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:51 am to
I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...

Just in case there’s a salad dressing.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120276 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:53 am to
Why should you bring 2 pairs of socks when you go golfing?

In case you get a hole in one!
This post was edited on 11/22/22 at 6:53 am
Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
3006 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:54 am to
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4484 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:56 am to
If you ever get cold inside, go stand in the corner, They're usually 90 degrees.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:58 am to
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella.

For drizzle.
Posted by Hoyt
Alabama: The Beautiful
Member since Aug 2011
5394 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:00 am to
Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
Posted by sonoma8
Member since Oct 2006
7666 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:01 am to
What do you call a cow with no legs…

Ground beef
Posted by H newman
Member since Oct 2021
1182 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:04 am to
How come there is only 239 beans in a can? One more would make them 240.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21803 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:04 am to
When does a joke, become a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
17886 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:06 am to
What kind of insects live on the moon?

Lunar ticks.

Credit Doorbell Dad Jokes.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17497 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:07 am to
One day Dracula was talking to Renfield and said "I couldn't sleep all day."

Renfield: "Why not, Master?"

Dracula: Because someone plugged my electric blanket into a toaster and I kept popping out of my coffin all day.
Posted by Bamawaterfowl
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2017
820 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:08 am to
How do you sell a deaf guy a chicken?








WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Soul Gleaux
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2012
4027 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:09 am to
What did the psychiatrist say to the naked man that wrapped himself in saran wrap?

Well clearly I see you’re nuts
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58348 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:10 am to
What do you call a dog with no legs?






Doesn’t matter, he ain’t coming.
Posted by BarCo49
Alabama
Member since Apr 2021
229 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:22 am to
What did the duck say to the prostitute?

Put it on my bill...
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10600 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:22 am to
How do you catch a polar bear?

You cut a hole in the ice, throw a dead chicken in the hole and wait. When he shows up and leans over, you kick him in the ice hole.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10600 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:23 am to
How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way.
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