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re: Cop killer on the loose, last seen near where I live
Posted on 6/1/18 at 10:02 am to BobABooey
Posted on 6/1/18 at 10:02 am to BobABooey
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This. Remember the final battle scene in Platoon? Charlie Sheen left his foxhole and ran into the jungle to take the fight to Charlie. You have to do the same. Camo up, turn all the lights in the front of the house on, leave the ones in back off, and hide in the tree line behind the house. Maybe even leave the back door open a little and turn on some Insane Clown Posse music inside. You’ll either attract the meth head or Bigfoot. Shoot first and be sure to have a weapon to drop on him so you can claim self-defense. Stay hydrated and silence your phone. Worked for me.
This is what keeps me coming back to the OT.
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Posted on 6/1/18 at 10:03 am to olgoi khorkhoi
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I’m pretty sick right now so I took some nyquil last night before getting the final update about how close he was. Adrenaline kept me awake and posting. Went to sweep the property...adrenaline failed. Woke up in the woods alive, but with ticks on my balls and someone else cashing the $46k check. The thing I regret most is missing out on giving the greatest local news interview ever.
Well this is complete bullshite.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 10:11 am to junkfunky
The Tennessean has some pictures of the dude looking totally bedraggled. As if somebody pulled his spine out.
I guess we'll never know:
How and why his britches got ripped on the inside of a leg up to his crotch
Why he fell asleep beside a traveled road
How complicit his girl friend was
I guess we'll never know:
How and why his britches got ripped on the inside of a leg up to his crotch
Why he fell asleep beside a traveled road
How complicit his girl friend was
Posted on 6/1/18 at 10:15 am to Hogwarts
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How far away from your property was he captured?
17 miles. I literally almost died last night.
And for the sake of accuracy, shouldn’t they be called ‘heat-seeking ball missles’, instead of ‘ticks’?
Posted on 6/1/18 at 10:23 am to olgoi khorkhoi
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17 miles.
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I literally almost died last night.
This post was edited on 6/1/18 at 10:23 am
Posted on 6/1/18 at 10:43 am to olgoi khorkhoi
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I literally almost died last night.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 12:38 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
I went to high school with that kid. Stephen Wiggins.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 12:47 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
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17 miles. I literally almost died last night.
Well, better luck next time.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 1:04 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
You're not home free yet, congrats on the ballsack Lyme disease, the hardest kind to eradicate...
Hopefully.
Hopefully.
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