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re: Cop killer on the loose, last seen near where I live
Posted on 6/1/18 at 4:27 am to olgoi khorkhoi
Posted on 6/1/18 at 4:27 am to olgoi khorkhoi
I think OP is on meth, drank some rank moonshine, and is out howling at the moon right now
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Posted on 6/1/18 at 5:40 am to bhtigerfan
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I'd be out in the woods huntin' his arse.
This. Remember the final battle scene in Platoon? Charlie Sheen left his foxhole and ran into the jungle to take the fight to Charlie. You have to do the same. Camo up, turn all the lights in the front of the house on, leave the ones in back off, and hide in the tree line behind the house. Maybe even leave the back door open a little and turn on some Insane Clown Posse music inside. You’ll either attract the meth head or Bigfoot. Shoot first and be sure to have a weapon to drop on him so you can claim self-defense. Stay hydrated and silence your phone. Worked for me.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 6:43 am to olgoi khorkhoi
well what did the cop do?
Posted on 6/1/18 at 7:17 am to olgoi khorkhoi
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half a click
This being the OP's last statement....at about 11pm...hmmmm. based on the story up to this point, there was too much going on and you were no where near going to sleep yet. You're either dead, or you're busy collecting your award. If you're sleeping somehow, it's time to wake the frick up and report to the OT baw.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 7:52 am to olgoi khorkhoi
I’m over in Franklin by the Trace/Loveless. We heard a couple choppers late last night doing a sweep this way. They don’t have a clue where this fat frick is at the moment. He’s got to make a mistake pretty soon.
Edit - got him in Hickman Co.
Edit - got him in Hickman Co.
This post was edited on 6/1/18 at 8:05 am
Posted on 6/1/18 at 7:57 am to bhtigerfan
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So, what's the OT's strategy here?
I would place a plate of meth on the open window seal and wait.
It use to work with pies.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 8:02 am to olgoi khorkhoi
I’m locked and loaded and on the way friend
Posted on 6/1/18 at 8:05 am to LZ83
Just updating - a-hole is in custody
Posted on 6/1/18 at 8:09 am to ItNeverRains
Just happen? Not on news yet.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 8:10 am to BillBrosky
Just happened less than 10 minutes ago. They got him. OP can sleep good tonight unless he is asleep permanently. 
Posted on 6/1/18 at 8:11 am to ItNeverRains
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Just updating - a-hole is in custody
So was it op? he hasn't responded since he saw the chopper......
Posted on 6/1/18 at 8:11 am to Hogwarts
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OP can sleep
The fat frick may have eaten him!
Posted on 6/1/18 at 8:32 am to BobABooey
quote:A meth-head call box.
and turn on some Insane Clown Posse music inside. You’ll either attract the meth head or Bigfoot.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 8:40 am to Steadyhands
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So was it op?
Has to be
Posted on 6/1/18 at 8:51 am to junkfunky
Somebody give that man a doughnut! Looks hongry. The OP midnight snack wasn't enough.
This post was edited on 6/1/18 at 8:52 am
Posted on 6/1/18 at 9:06 am to junkfunky
No way that fat frick is the meth head. He doesn't even have meth face.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 9:07 am to CootKilla
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way that fat frick is the meth head. He doesn't even have meth face.
Typo. He was an algebra teacher.
Should have read Math head.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 9:49 am to LCA131
I’m pretty sick right now so I took some nyquil last night before getting the final update about how close he was. Adrenaline kept me awake and posting. Went to sweep the property...adrenaline failed. Woke up in the woods alive, but with ticks on my balls and someone else cashing the $46k check. The thing I regret most is missing out on giving the greatest local news interview ever.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 9:52 am to olgoi khorkhoi
How far away from your property was he captured?
Posted on 6/1/18 at 9:59 am to olgoi khorkhoi
smh @ walking into the woods in boxers.
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