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Congrats Louisiana on being one of the least romantic states to live in

Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:34 pm
Posted by DustyDinkleman
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Member since Feb 2012
20344 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:34 pm
Just like in everything else, Louisiana sits in the bottom half of the rankings.



Louisiana's rank: #43

quote:

Marriage Rate: 6.1
Divorce Rate: 11.03%
Sexual Satisfaction: 0.06%
Romantic Communication: 2/5
Openness to Love: 2.91/5
Average gift spend: $53



LINK

You baws need to dote more on your wommenz. Of course, I really can't say much, Kentucky came in dead last.




Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53807 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:35 pm to
#43 is a decent ranking for LA
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:35 pm to
quote:

You baws need to dote more on your wommenz.

ain't nobody got time fo that! bishes got sammiches to make!
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
111618 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:35 pm to
shite is suspect if Florida is #3
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:35 pm to
i cant tell where wisconsin ends and illinois begins

eta: it appears tillman fertitta has annexed lake charles for texas as well
This post was edited on 2/12/19 at 4:37 pm
Posted by Michael Hayes
Member since Mar 2014
1391 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:36 pm to
Romantic? We just get em drunk, hit it and quit it
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61773 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:36 pm to
Baws don’t need to be romantic. Just tell them bitches what to do
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:37 pm to
Whoever conducted this survey clearly has never taken their date to a Valentines dinner at Ralph and Kacoo's
Posted by DustyDinkleman
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Member since Feb 2012
20344 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:37 pm to
Yep, that map was drawn by a 1st grader.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29994 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:37 pm to
You're that idiot that got the math problem wrong.

Flawed research experiment is flawed.


ETA

quote:

To identify exactly what each state had to offer for each of these categories, we searched through a variety of sources – including the most used emoji for each state (if the most commonly used emoji was a heart, for instance, that indicated feelings of romance), as well as the average amount of time people were having sex for, indicating a closeness to partners, and the marriage rate for each destination. We also added in the category for divorce rates, which acted as a counter balance for the marriage rates and allowed us to establish who was the most romantic overall – not just for a short period of time.


That is the dumbest fricking thing ever conceived.

And I'm going to include the first caveman who attempted to make fire by whacking himself in the dick with a rock.
This post was edited on 2/12/19 at 4:41 pm
Posted by DustyDinkleman
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Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:41 pm to
What a weird thing to be tickled over. Are you charging for the space I take up in your head?

Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30926 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:41 pm to
Kentucky is dead last. Don't have to romance your sister-cousin.
This post was edited on 2/12/19 at 4:43 pm
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:44 pm to
quote:

Sexual Satisfaction: 0.06%
Romantic Communication: 2/5
Openness to Love: 2.91/5
quote:

You baws need to dote more on your wommenz.


Yeah that's the problem. Dudes aren't doting enough. If they kiss more arse and take on a more subservient role their wives will be happy.

Oh wait, that's what they're already doing and it's not working
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5451 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:46 pm to
So states with nice weather, higher quality of living and/or higher pay are more romantic?

What a surprise!
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17751 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:47 pm to
quote:

You baws need to dote more on your wommenz.


So you're saying not only does our state produce some fine looking ladies but they're also low maintenance?!?!

God Bless this Pelican Paradise!
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
116442 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:47 pm to
Hard to be romantic when you knock your baby momma up at 16
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 5:11 pm to
shite list.

Everyone knows that Virginia is for Lovers.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87727 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 5:13 pm to
LOL at some of these

BAHSTON IS FAH LOVAS
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
39214 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 5:14 pm to
Bitch please. We frick over twice the number of people as the National avg LINK
quote:

The average number of sexual partners for men and women in the United States is 7.2,
quote:

Louisiana residents reported an average of 15.7 sexual partners
Posted by phutureisyic
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2016
3618 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 5:17 pm to
That's because Louisiana women would rather have a good, old fashioned crawfish berl than some fancy arse dinner.
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